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bloinkiss 

When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss
Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom but when he finally went in for a smooch he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship. Leading him down a dark road paved with self-loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him because she just couldn't take it anymore, he lacked his ability to chase after her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.
bloinkiss by MythicalBeast17 November 7, 2017
Related Words

boodissy 

The words booty, dick and pussy combined to form one word. Usually used to describe something.
GOD DAAMN DAWG!!! It smells like boodissy in herr.
boodissy by Randy May 1, 2003

bloinkiss 

When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss.
Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom but when he finally went in for a smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee.
bloinkiss by Verity M. November 8, 2017

BLOINKISS 

/bloiNGk-kis/
Verb.
When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss.
Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca a the prom, but when he finally went in for a smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship, leading him down a dark road, paved with self-loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him, because she just couldn't take it any more, he lacked the ability to hase afer her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.
BLOINKISS by BOBTHEPOTATOFROG November 21, 2017

boodissey 

a smell that is clearly all of the following mixed: butt - dick - ass - pussy (budissy)
my bed smelled like boodissey after we had sex for 2 hours
boodissey by Fat Bastard August 7, 2002

boodissy 

An adjective used to describe something/someone that smells like booty, dick, and pussy all combined.
Damn, mom, what you been doin? Smells like boodissy in here.
boodissy by Suzy J. January 26, 2004