Blockitis
When someone blocks you for no reason and you freak out when there phone dies because the messages don’t send it’s some type of ptsd
Words you can keep
blockatiel
The unsung cockatiel hero against vulgar,pornographic,and unsightly images.Blockatiels block the offending images with their faces to save the innocence of the viewer.
blockatiel by Cockatiel Owner June 21, 2009
Related Words
Blockitis • Blackitis • blackitist • brochitis • Blackitus • Blockytive • Bloomitis • bollockitis • blacktism • Blockanism
brochitis
Possibly you. If you are coming down with any brochitis symptoms stop hanging out with bros. Immediately.
brochitis by Greg Yndestad October 31, 2008
blacktism
When black dick gets you so wet, it turns into a heavenly experience, and you may as well be having a baptism
blacktism by caramel swirl May 26, 2016
brochitis
(bro-kahy-tis) - noun. 1) A new strain of bronchitis exclusively found in bros. The only reported cases of this illness were in two college students in Vermont. It is commonly believed that they contracted the disease through bitches and hoes, though this is unconfirmed.
Itchy Backitis
The sudden onset of an itch on ones back. May be random or caused by an action. The only known cure is immediate scratching by one's significant other.
Itchy Backitis by Dr. Vanostron May 15, 2014
blackitist
A white elderly middle school science teacher who favors black people over white people. Especially when it comes to the science fair.
Blackitist: Why didn't you do your science project?
Travis: I aint' got nothin' to say.
Blackitist: Ok, go sit down. Next.
John: I didn't do it.
Blackitist: You mother f****r I'm gonna kill you, this is one time too many!
Travis: I aint' got nothin' to say.
Blackitist: Ok, go sit down. Next.
John: I didn't do it.
Blackitist: You mother f****r I'm gonna kill you, this is one time too many!
blackitist by Thorp[db] January 25, 2009
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026