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Definitions by Poet678

When you are so kind to someone, it nauseates the wicked.
Person 1: I’m so sorry for your loss. I’ll keep you in my thoughts and prayers.

Person 2: Stop spoiling me! It’s time for me to grow up and move on.

Person 1: I got you this gift basket for the holiday.

Person 2: Stop spoiling me! Only babies deserve nice things.
Spoiling by Poet678 February 18, 2026

Unconditional negative regard 

When you go above and beyond and take on extra tasks, but regardless how kind and helpful you are, the people you are serving hold you in negative regard and only expect you to do more. They label you as lazy to manipulate you into accepting additional tasks. Like Cinderella.
“Excuse me, Miss, you seem to have missed a spot cleaning the floors today. All you must do is stand around. Why aren’t you ever working?”

“Sounds like a case of unconditional negative regard. Damned if you do, damned if you don’t.”

“I ordered a hot chocolate with 3 ice cubes. Not 4! You never do anything right.”

“I guess it’s impossible to please you. I have your unconditional negative regard.”
When you are so tired and hungry you start slurring your words. You are hoongry. If you don’t get a snack now, you will burst.
I haven’t eaten since 7am and it is now 5pm. I will burst into confetti if I don’t have a snack. I am hoongry.

I am so hungry I will fall over and collapse. I am hoongry.
Hoongry by Poet678 May 20, 2024

jigalize 

When you feeling cute and you just have to wiggle wiggle, or jiggle jiggle. When you got the goods and they ain’t for sale, but you just gotta do a little advertising.
Person: Woah, what’s that you’re doing?

Me: Oh nothing, just got my hair done and had to jigalize a little. shakes hips*

Person: Oh sh*t. Get it girl.
jigalize by Poet678 May 14, 2024

Lunching 

Busy on Saturday? Let’s go lunching at the new cafe in town.

Sorry for the slow reply! I was in a rush to finish my lunching at work and didn’t have much time.
Lunching by Poet678 May 3, 2024

Blooditis 

What you call your menstrual cycle when you don’t know what it is or you are calling out sick
Sorry boss! I won’t be in tomorrow. I have a terrible case of blooditis. It’s going to take some special packaging to remedy this one.

Hey! Uh, looks like I got a case of blooditis. I can’t stop bleeding and it’s been 5 days. Better page the doc.
Blooditis by Poet678 April 27, 2024

Quarter-life reawakening 

That point in your life where you begin to reimagine a new and improved you. With growing pains along the way. It’s like a crisis but better. Quarter-life reawakening
Did you see Kelly getting ready to publish that book detailing the ins and outs of her childhood trauma? She’s not having a quarter-life crisis. She’s having a quarter-life reawakening