Blonditus

A non-official disease-

1. Being blonde and extremely stupid

2. Liking blondes so much that when you see one they cloud your judgement

1. The blonde girl came out of the bus with her boob hanging out. When the cop came by and told her to fix it and why she had it down she exclaimed "oh my god i forgot the baby". A classic case of Blonditus.

2. Yo dude I saw this blonde chick walking across the street and almost crashed my car! Man, my Blonditus is really affecting my judgement.

by yur mum rates me July 30, 2009

bloitus

the act of coitus that includes blood; almost always involves a vampire

Person 1: I had lunch with my boyfriend today.
Person 2: Did you enjoy some bloitus?
Person 1: No, my boyfriend's not a vampire.

by BloitusLover December 29, 2008

bondieuserie

Ostentatious piety. An open display of religious sentiment primarily for the consumption or edification of others.

Mary had three saints' statues and habitually did flying novenas; she was heavily into bondieuserie.

by eViL pOp TaRt May 10, 2010

blondies

A dessert that is similar in appearance, texture, and recipe to brownies, but the chocolate is left out in favor of a variety of fruits.

Eve brought some home-made brownies and blondies to Mike's party.

by InspectorJavert February 26, 2005

blondins

due to the uk heroin drought a new scale has been adopted for measuring the strength of uk heroin.
blondin being a celeb from drugs website www.bluelight.com and his great knowledge of always scoring top quality heroin

i scoredt some ace gear last night it must be nearing 8.5 blondins 10 blondins being out this world

1 blondin being total bash

by 4x4ledbury March 30, 2012

blondeturage

A cliquey group of blondes that tend to have a queen bee.

Ella- "I wish I could be a part of Lauren's blondeturage! All the guys are in love with them!"
Marty- "To bad you never will be! Your brunette!"
Ella- "Bitch."

by Mizagow May 1, 2008

blondies

a group of fine ass blonde girls

DAYUM did you see those blondies

by pimpmasta December 15, 2004