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Bloodgut 

The bloating of the area above a moderately attractive female's fupa, usually caused by a heavy flow or overeating. Approach with caution, a woman with a bloodgut can be very irrational.
Jonquavius: Man, Tanisha's actin hella crazy right now I think she's on the rag. Bitch took a shit on my PS5 and smoked all my weed!

Lamar: Bruh you didn't notice that bloodgut pokin out her spandex earlier?

Jonquavius: sheeeeiiiitttt man, I did not! She got a bloodgut!

Lamar: mmmmhmmm.
Bloodgut by 2tee1reservesh1ts July 12, 2021
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bloodnut 

Someone who has red hair. Possibly in-bred.
"No wonder he wen't postal, he's a bloodnut."
bloodnut by luke October 4, 2003

Bloodgates 

When a male becomes sexually aroused and blood flows to his genitals, making him hard.
Man when she walked by me in them jeans, the bloodgates opened up.
Bloodgates by I am the Absolute Unit November 30, 2019

bloodnut 

"Look at Bloodnut with his red cheeks smoking a cone".
bloodnut by Dan November 26, 2003

Bloodnut 

A rare condition when a man's testicles are filled with blood, rather than semen. Many think this mishap is due to being repeatedly kicked in the testicles at a young age, but it is actually a hereditary desease.
Catie: Hey Riley, how did last night go with Sean?
Riley: Not so well, I got the bloodnut again.
Catie: Sucks to be you.
Sean: Who's next?
Bloodnut by Zeke0 November 19, 2007

BLOODNUT 

Nutting inside a women while she is on her period
Terry how was the sex, ahhh it was bloodnut
BLOODNUT by KobyDaGreat March 25, 2020

BLOODNUT 

A form of description for a ginger man
I thought a guy's head was on fire but then I realised he was a BLOODNUT ginger
BLOODNUT by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS September 4, 2021
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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