luke's definitions

geekzoid

A geekzoid is a computer nerd , or computer geek

Did you see that last episode of Starwars geekzoid?

by Luke August 11, 2003

dirty'n'old

Opposite of "shinymanageable".

I feel so dirty'n'old.
I'm not touching you. You're dirty'n'old.

by Luke January 8, 2005

shizzy fizzy

Yo mama's hairy ass

Yo mama's shizzy fizzy is like a jungle. I had to bust out the weed wacker to find it.

by Luke October 19, 2003

Technogeek

a well known stunter with a large penis and very good at being a pimp

will you look at the size of that technogeek

by luke December 31, 2004

pineapple in your hat

when someone puts a bomb in your hat and admires you as you explode.

"im gonna put a pineapple in his hat"

by luke July 28, 2004

Affleck

...was the bomb in Phantoms.

Word, bitch, Phantoms like a mo'fucker!

by Luke February 24, 2005

chronic

High quality marijuana which is then tossed with keif. The result being marijuana which is very sticky when touched as well as having a great abundance of crystals. Commonly after the process of coating it with keif is completed it then is sprayed with RC cola that has been allowed to sit until flat. This causes the crystals to dissolve into the marijuana buds as well as adding a slight flavoring. This process although helpful (as fewer crystals will be lost when you touch it) is not necessary to produce Chronic.

a common misconception is that Chronic is marijuana with cocaine sprinkled on it. Cocaine trading on the streets for 100 dollars a gram for 30% pure cocaine is unlikely to be used on marijuana. When Marijuana and cocaine are induced at the same time the feeling brought about by the marijuana is over powered by that of the cocaine. Further cocaine can not be properly ingested by many of the ways that marijuana is (I.E. a water bong ). for these reasons although possible it makes the thought of ingesting cocaine through marijuana a silly one and at the very least an over priced way of ingesting it.

Roll up that chronic and lets breeze homie.

by Luke December 28, 2005