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Sportscar Asshole Syndrome
Usually observed in crowded urban areas by middle-aged owners of entry-level or low trim sportscars (BMW Z4, Mercedes slk cars, low-end ferraris Mondial, dino, barchetta, modena, or older cars which once had value, like worthless 70's and 80's supercars). They needlessly rev their engine, also revving in leu of horn. They drive with the top down at all hours of the day and night, insist on parking their own car at the vallet, and take up two parking places while doing so. They try to race everyone, including cars of much higher trim levels (dash of rice), and usually travel with a mediocre looking girl who is 20 years younger.
Usually observed in crowded urban areas by middle-aged owners of entry-level or low trim sportscars (BMW Z4, Mercedes slk cars, low-end ferraris Mondial, dino, barchetta, modena, or older cars which once had value, like worthless 70's and 80's supercars). They needlessly rev their engine, also revving in leu of horn. They drive with the top down at all hours of the day and night, insist on parking their own car at the vallet, and take up two parking places while doing so. They try to race everyone, including cars of much higher trim levels (dash of rice), and usually travel with a mediocre looking girl who is 20 years younger.
That guy has SAS. It's drizzling out, and he's got his top down blasting KISS FM as if it were july is Assholeville.
by Luke October 25, 2004
Get the SASmug. Little bits of rolled up tissue paper that get caught in a ladies beef curtains after using the toilet. A fanny worm in the mouth is one of the most disturbing things that can happen. It will scar you for life.
I was muff diving and all of a sudden I got a huge fanny worm in my mouth. It made me puke all over her lady garden
by Luke June 18, 2006
Get the fanny wormmug. by luke March 11, 2004
Get the parrettmug. by luke February 17, 2005
Get the the fallermug. 
by luke September 5, 2003
Get the bo selectamug. A dull piece of literature, oddly considered a classic. Flat characters with no real developement. The floor plan for what is now, and what was always intended to be, a franchise of epic proportions. Christians think it's evil.
Only soccer players, kids the ages of 8-14, and people who don't know fine literature read harry Potter.
I think it's great that little Satanist have something to read and learn about or dark lord, satan!
I think it's great that little Satanist have something to read and learn about or dark lord, satan!
by Luke July 20, 2004
Get the harry pottermug.