Blanketing

Blanketing is the newest internet sensation where one wears a blanket over their head in various public settings and posts a picture online. This is the new "planking" except it is way more fun, and planking is pretty stupid anyway.

Person 1: Hey, you look stupid with that blanket on your head

Person 2: BITCH, I'M BLANKETING

Blanketing by silky$ August 10, 2012

Blanketing

A strategy implemented when one breaks up with their significant other. Involves alot of talking to/befriending potential people who may want to be with their ex in order to put guilty thoughts in their head if they ever try, and ultimately stop them trying.

John: "Man, are you going to sleep with Steph or what? She's broken up with Mike!"

Dave: "Nah man, haven't you realised Mikes been blanketing? I'd feel bad if i did it now"

Blanketing by samworthington May 23, 2010

blanketing

The unfortunate act of accidentally allowing your freshly-painted fingernails to come into contact with a blanket, thereby leaving a rough, uneven texture on the surface of the nailpolish.

"Crap! I just blanketed my nails!! Now I've got to take ALL the polish off and start over... fml."

"I hate blanketing my nails! Such a waste of time!"

blanketing by P. Aris March 11, 2012

A Blanketing of Hugs 

1. Many simultaneous hugs resulting in layers of people around an individual

2. Many consecutive, individual hugs.

3. Sitting on a couch in a person's arms so they feel all warm on you like a blanket. Also see: techinically a hug.

4. A series of hugs from one person, like being wrapped in a blanket

I love a blanketing of hugs.

A Blanketing of Hugs by Halovex March 15, 2011

Smallpox blanketing 

When a white person gives off a false compliment to a person of color in order to gain trust/affection or something back.

Blake: You're so pretty
Lisa: Stop smallpox blanketing me! I know you just want head.

Smallpox blanketing by smallpoxblanketvictim October 7, 2018

Blanking 

The purposeful or accidental act of not acknowledging someone when they are trying very hard to get your attention.

Keith: Dan! Dan! Hey Dan! DAN!

Dan: ...

Keith: Dan! Dan!

Jones: He is so blanking you.

Blanking by gabe121212 January 31, 2008

blanketivity 

the tendency to attract and/or hog all of the blankets during sleep.

I was freezing all night because my wife has an extremely high blanketivity.

blanketivity by SykoSam February 20, 2009