Blondlock 

To lock one's keys in the car, house, safe, etc., therefore having a blonde moment

"Don't lend Stacy your car, she's known for blondlocking herself on a regular basis..."

1: "I'm taking the car out tonight, okay?"
2: "Fine, but if you blondlock yourself again, I'm not coming to get you!"

Blondlock by The Almighty J May 18, 2010

Bloodcock 

A bloodcock is a specimen whose phallus has been reduced by an one eighth in size as a result of a parental unit walking in whilst being blown, having his phallus unfortunately bitten in the process. A bloodcock may find often times that his male member will become bloody when erect.

Friend 1: Dude did you fuck Christy last night?

Friend 2: No man she was giving me a blowjob and my mom walked in and she bit down on my chode. Now my cock bleeds every time I get a boner or broner.

Friend 1: Wow sounds like you have a bloodcock

Bloodcock by Dedicated to Sir Warren August 16, 2012

the boondocks 

Quite possibly the best and funniest show on Adult Swim. The show is alot more mature in humor than many other shows aired on Adult Swim. Mature as in the socio-political approach of the show.

In my opinion the funniest show since the early Chapelle Days.

A sample of The Boondocks humor

Granddad: Y'all need to start appreciating your Grandaddy! I went and spent your inheritance on this beautiful house in this neighborhood! And all I ask you to do is act like you got some class...
Riley: Ay, what's "class"?
Huey: It means don't act like niggas.

Granddad: See! That's what I'm talking about right there! We don't use the n-word in this house!

Riley: Granddad, you said the word "nigga" 46 times yesterday. I counted.

Granddad: Nigga, hush!

the boondocks by Chris Sander February 24, 2006

boondock saints 

Bottom line is, its a kickass and original movie defintitely worth the time to sit down and watch and more than likely you will totally enjoy it.

Don't listen to the moron's post above in which he basically calls the movie a sellout. He is just a plain person that trys to make his individuality through likeing movies that very few other people know about because he thinks that makes him cool. If the movie kicks ass then who gives a shit what other people think or how many other people like it.

Watch this movie!

Rocco - "Is it dead?"

boondock saints by Chopper September 13, 2004

Boondockie 

Like Bukkake, except in the woods, with a bunch of hillbillies.
Similar to what happens to Bobby in Deliverance.

Boondockie is easiest to do down by the bayou... Cleans right up.

My GF is into Boondockie, what should I do?

Boondockie is the #1 cause of HB. (Hillbilly Blindness)

Boondockie by Shane Tiptoe December 17, 2009

The Boondocks 

A hilarious show written by Aaron McGruder, an critic of the black community. The show is based off of a comic strip by Aaron McGruder. The main characters are Huey Freeman, the smart practical one, Riley Freeman, the extremist, Grandad Freeman (a.k.a. Robert Freeman), the funny one, and Uncle Ruckus, the black white supremacist. Some of the re-occurring characters are Tom, Apimpnamedslickback, Jasmine, Thugnificent, Sarah, Ed Wuncler, Gin Rummy, etc.
While the show is very funny, it also draws attention to some of the real problems occurring in certain black communities.

I watched the Boondocks last night. It was hilarious.

The Boondocks by 88888888888888888 October 11, 2013

the boondocks 

Comic strip and T.V show that highlights the finer point of being African American in modern society. It intellectually approaches problems that this race faces everyday

Nigga moments are the 3rd leading cause of black man's death after pork chops and FEMA.

Many insightful quotes like this come from the boondocks

the boondocks by bitch nyukka November 2, 2006