A bloodcock is a specimen whose phallus has been reduced by an one eighth in size as a result of a parental unit walking in whilst being blown, having his phallus unfortunately bitten in the process. A bloodcock may find often times that his male member will become bloody when erect.
Friend 1: Dude did you fuck Christy last night?
Friend 2: No man she was giving me a blowjob and my mom walked in and she bit down on my chode. Now my cock bleeds every time I get a boner or broner.
Friend 1: Wow sounds like you have a bloodcock
Friend 2: No man she was giving me a blowjob and my mom walked in and she bit down on my chode. Now my cock bleeds every time I get a boner or broner.
Friend 1: Wow sounds like you have a bloodcock
by Dedicated to Sir Warren August 16, 2012
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Donald Trump’s tweets that end up as “Man Goo” in every human being’s face, eyes, nose mouth and ears. (All Five senses)
by BBBSFJ March 7, 2019
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Jeff "I havent seen Jerry around in awhile, he was supposed to meet us at Dennies before all the waffle goths got here."
Dave "Oh you didnt hear, he got bloodrocuted in a bizzare gardening incident"
Jeff "HARDCORE"
Dave "Oh you didnt hear, he got bloodrocuted in a bizzare gardening incident"
Jeff "HARDCORE"
by Patty T August 24, 2007
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Nathan Explosion: "Great song title. BLOODROCUTION!"
(~Metalocalypse)
Bob: "I personally think bloodrocution should be the new method of executing the death sentence."
Jane: "With their own blood, I assume."
Bob: "Of course."
Jane: "You are a sick, sick man."
(~Metalocalypse)
Bob: "I personally think bloodrocution should be the new method of executing the death sentence."
Jane: "With their own blood, I assume."
Bob: "Of course."
Jane: "You are a sick, sick man."
by Squishybrainsoup April 10, 2008
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