1 definition by The Almighty J

Blondlock

To lock one's keys in the car, house, safe, etc., therefore having a blonde moment

"Don't lend Stacy your car, she's known for blondlocking herself on a regular basis..."

1: "I'm taking the car out tonight, okay?"
2: "Fine, but if you blondlock yourself again, I'm not coming to get you!"

by The Almighty J May 17, 2010