FEMA

According to Huey from the Boondocks, the leading cause of death among black people.

"Nigga moments" are the biggest killer of young black males, right behind pork chops and FEMA.

by knowsHowToUseEm January 02, 2006

FEMA

FEMA Federal Emergency Management Agency

Otherwise known to me as:

FEMA Forget Everyone, Mission Accomplished

Drove my Chevy to the Levy but the Levy was dry. Why? because FEMA came in and said things were A-OK.

"Forget Everyone, Mission Accomplished"

by Morenita Chinita April 08, 2007

FEMA

Fucksup Every Major Assignment

If a disaster is bad you can count on FEMA to make it worse.

by G. TYSON March 30, 2007

FEMA

Find Every Mexican Available

- George Lopez

News Reporter: Yesterday there was a massive flood in the Mississippi Valley, so the federal government has brought in FEMA to help in the rebuilding process.

(two days later)

News Reporter: This just in, Spanish is now the official language of the states surrounding the Mississippi Valley.

by bloodthug June 17, 2008

FEMA

the people who took so damn long just to help those in need of a certain hurricane that we are all too familiar with. partly George W. Bush's fault as well.

Congratulations FEMA, more than half of the Crescent City is underwater and people there are dying as we speak. what dumb@$$es.

by woobie October 10, 2005

FEMA

Federal emergency morrons agency
an agency trying to provide help in case of emergency, but not smart enough to do it.
in louisiana FEMA IS NOW USED AS AN INSULT

yeah what ever man....FEMA YOU!

by netlock July 29, 2006

FEMA

the organization that is going to take over the world.

after obama becomes a dictator and gets shot by the FEMA director, FEMA is planning to take over the world and use hispanics to build giant statues of the FEMA director. Then the hispanics become zombies from rabies and zombies take over the world. Then aliens come and team up with the zombies to find the corrupters (me and my friends because we knew about it first) to turn them into secret galactic weapons. But in the end two people survive, they use weed for the rage that the rabies cause, and cure everyone's rabies and get weed legalized.

by FEMAcoruptor March 26, 2009