Blondefied 

To have recently had your hair turned blonde, usually done by a professional stylist or other means.

Guy 1: My girlfriend is a bit ditzier than usual.
Guy2: Dude, cut her some slack, wasn't she just blondefied yesterday?

Blondefied by rocketrider13 February 19, 2008

Blondefish 

A girl or boy with blonde hair who has no memory/ easily forget things the phrase that would be used id memory like a goldfish, but seeing as she / he is also blonde and has blonde moments, but also forgetting things the term blondefish is used to describe them forgetting and not knowing simple things.

Jess says: I told you that a second ago
Amelia replied: oh ye I forgot I’m just having a blondefish moment

Blondefish by Just another blonde November 27, 2022

Blondehiemers 

Blondehiemers,

noun,

1) A common form of dementia, a neurologic disease characterized by absence of mental ability severe enough to interfere with normal activities of daily living, lasting at least six months, often present from birth. Blondehiemers frequently occurs in teenage girls, and is marked by a severely limited cognitive functions such as remembering, reasoning, and planning.

Hannah's Blondehiemers is so severe she often not only doesn't get jokes, but doesn't know when a joke has been made.

Blondehiemers by Immodest December 20, 2009

blondefish 

A girl with blonde hair who has a horrible attention span, in reference to the notoriously short attention span of the goldfish. Usually diagnosed with ADHD.

"Kelley, forget it, you keep texting that bro and not paying attention to what I'm saying. I don't even want the Adderall anymore, you need it. You're such a blondefish."

"What?"

blondefish by MoFauxHawk November 23, 2011

Blondediet 

1) Food eaten prepared by a Blonde Chef

2) What a Blonde actually eats.

3) Sometimes Slang for Oral Sex on a Blonde with a "hot twat"

Blondediet by Jenny L April 22, 2003

blondeside

When an attractive person, frequently a young blonde woman, surprises another party with quick wit and intelligence.

"I never realized how intelligent you were until I spoke with you....you totally blondesided me!"

blondeside by kittyinlaw May 20, 2008

blondeded 

acting really really blonde.

OMG that girl is so blondeded

blondeded by brittizdashit June 28, 2009