Blondediet

1) Food eaten prepared by a Blonde Chef

2) What a Blonde actually eats.

3) Sometimes Slang for Oral Sex on a Blonde with a "hot twat"

by Jenny L April 22, 2003

Blonddict

A guy/girl that only dates blondes. Usually a football player or a jock.

Guy 1: Damn look at her ass!
Guy 2: You have no chance with her she's a blonddict.
Guy 1: Maybe I could dye my hair.

by WhyYouWantToKnow? June 22, 2016

Blondehiemers

Blondehiemers,

noun,

1) A common form of dementia, a neurologic disease characterized by absence of mental ability severe enough to interfere with normal activities of daily living, lasting at least six months, often present from birth. Blondehiemers frequently occurs in teenage girls, and is marked by a severely limited cognitive functions such as remembering, reasoning, and planning.

Hannah's Blondehiemers is so severe she often not only doesn't get jokes, but doesn't know when a joke has been made.

by Immodest December 20, 2009

Blondefied

To have recently had your hair turned blonde, usually done by a professional stylist or other means.

Guy 1: My girlfriend is a bit ditzier than usual.
Guy2: Dude, cut her some slack, wasn't she just blondefied yesterday?

by rocketrider13 February 19, 2008

blondeded

acting really really blonde.

OMG that girl is so blondeded

by brittizdashit June 28, 2009

blonderister

when you are having a fight about who is more blond.

i'm blond.
i'm blonder.
i'm blonderest.
i'm blonderister!

by Andera February 21, 2006

Blondeidentitycrisis

The blondest most coolest most stylish people pleaser out there.

Blondeidentitycrisis
Person 1: "Have you heard of that Fe dom?"
Person 2: "Oh yeah she's over there in that corner apologizing to the wall for bumping into it."
Person 1: "Oof Oikawa reincarnation tingz."

by WhycantyoubemorelikeHange August 9, 2021