Blondefish

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A girl or boy with blonde hair who has no memory/ easily forget things the phrase that would be used id memory like a goldfish, but seeing as she / he is also blonde and has blonde moments, but also forgetting things the term blondefish is used to describe them forgetting and not knowing simple things.

Jess says: I told you that a second ago
Amelia replied: oh ye I forgot I’m just having a blondefish moment

Blondefish by Just another blonde November 27, 2022

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blondefish

A girl with blonde hair who has a horrible attention span, in reference to the notoriously short attention span of the goldfish. Usually diagnosed with ADHD.

"Kelley, forget it, you keep texting that bro and not paying attention to what I'm saying. I don't even want the Adderall anymore, you need it. You're such a blondefish."

"What?"

blondefish by MoFauxHawk November 23, 2011

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Related Words

blondefish • blonde-ish • Blondeism • Blanderish • Blondefied • Blondefire • blondeislost • blonderister • Blondeshell • blunderfish

Blondefied

To have recently had your hair turned blonde, usually done by a professional stylist or other means.

Guy 1: My girlfriend is a bit ditzier than usual.
Guy2: Dude, cut her some slack, wasn't she just blondefied yesterday?

Blondefied by rocketrider13 February 19, 2008

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bonefishin'

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Bonefishin' aint no little hobby.

Hey, my cousin and I were planning on bonefishin' behind the barn next weekend... wanna join?

bonefishin' by Toilet Paper Woman July 5, 2010

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blondeislost

A wackaloon with blonde hair. Blondeislosts are often found in chatrooms or online forums where they act out their fantasy dreams. There are also Brunetteislosts and other perverts, pervies and jesters who live life online.

She said she sleeps naked on a trampoline. She is a blondeislost.

blondeislost by TIZReporter October 15, 2005

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Blondeism

The power of blondes, and rejecting blonde stereotypes

Legally blonde is a movie about feminism and blondeism

Blondeism by twerkinglucifer July 8, 2015

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bonefish

A skinny bone-thin skank whore whose cunting hole smells like a god damn fish market. Often seen being driven around in their white trash boyfriend pickup trucks.

I went to Chik-Fil-A for some waffle fries and there were all these skanky bonefish around.

bonefish by Baltimore_Beatdown November 30, 2007

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WhimZ

Gen Z whimsy

Millennial optimism may be gone, but Gen Z whimsy (WhimZ) is in.

WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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