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blondeed by meubastard December 29, 2007
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Blonded
Reference to frank ocean’s beautiful album “blonde” as seen on the album cover franky Frank has his hand over his face while in the shower but the crucial part is the placement of the hand on the face, so when you see a fellow fan or are listening to the exquisite music of frank or a shawty has you in the blonde bag or wanna new move just bust out the blonde and just copy the hand placement over your face....feel blonde shawty feel blonde🌙
“damn homie Zay n Alex really just hit the blonde on dem bitches doe“~earl
“damn they blonded as fuck”~Tyler
“damn they blonded as fuck”~Tyler
Blonded by Prettyboyzay🌙 March 24, 2020
Blondediet
1) Food eaten prepared by a Blonde Chef
2) What a Blonde actually eats.
3) Sometimes Slang for Oral Sex on a Blonde with a "hot twat"
2) What a Blonde actually eats.
3) Sometimes Slang for Oral Sex on a Blonde with a "hot twat"
Blondediet by Jenny L April 22, 2003
blondeded
blondeded by brittizdashit June 28, 2009
blonded
When you see a blonde female and automatically think she's bomb because of her blonde hair. Then you see her face and realize you were blinded by her blonde hair.
*some guy* damn look at that girl she a finee blonde!"
*chick with him* "ew shes hammered you were blonded"
*that guy* "ohh...shit you're right"
*chick with him* "ew shes hammered you were blonded"
*that guy* "ohh...shit you're right"
blonded by boonerlolsexpenis101 June 21, 2011
Blonded out
When a person enters a stage of drunk following buzzed but subsequent to blacked out. This stage is very common in blondes and symptoms include: dancing wildly, getting arrested, puking, drinking, having blonde hair, remember part of last nights events, and having blue eyes. If your friend has any of these symptoms please sit back and enjoy the ride.
"Girlfriend, you should of saw that crazy Bre last night. She was so blonded out, like she almost got arrested.
Blonded out by Colewindz September 24, 2014
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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