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deblondified 

To explain the content of a situation or to clarify a request so that people with blond hair will also be able to understand.
Speaker: "this is how a clock works"
Blond: "I don't get it"
Speaker: "it shows you what time it is. That should be deblondified enough"
Blond: "when"
Speaker: "Now"
Blonde: "Ok, I get it now"
deblondified by Token44 February 29, 2008
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Debonified 

A term invented by the citizens of Aberystwyth to describe a sensation leading to the penis becoming flacid. Normally used to get out of tricky situations with the girl, normally times where speed and appropriateness are an issue.
Thinking of an asian going "aowwwww" debonified me and I was safe from my physics teacher.

I was debonified when I saw that fat chick sauntering down the street.

When that chick put a microphone up my ass I really felt debonified.
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de-blondified

Verb: the act of reducing the amount of blonde color in your hair: reducing the color blonde.
Jane, a blonde, went to the hair salon and the hair-sylist de-blondified her by dying her hair a darker shade and reducing the color blond.
de-blondified by blondie2012 December 25, 2011

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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