blondeded
blondeded by brittizdashit June 28, 2009
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blondeded • blondeed • blonde redhead • Blonde Devil • Blendered • blonded • blondecest • blondeherring • blonderexia • blonderexic
blonkered
"Did you go out last night?"
"Yeah, Tim got proper blonkered and started peacocking on the dancefloor "
"Yeah, Tim got proper blonkered and started peacocking on the dancefloor "
blonkered by Dickdoctor December 11, 2014
Blonded
Reference to frank ocean’s beautiful album “blonde” as seen on the album cover franky Frank has his hand over his face while in the shower but the crucial part is the placement of the hand on the face, so when you see a fellow fan or are listening to the exquisite music of frank or a shawty has you in the blonde bag or wanna new move just bust out the blonde and just copy the hand placement over your face....feel blonde shawty feel blonde🌙
“damn homie Zay n Alex really just hit the blonde on dem bitches doe“~earl
“damn they blonded as fuck”~Tyler
“damn they blonded as fuck”~Tyler
Blonded by Prettyboyzay🌙 March 24, 2020
Blondefied
To have recently had your hair turned blonde, usually done by a professional stylist or other means.
Guy 1: My girlfriend is a bit ditzier than usual.
Guy2: Dude, cut her some slack, wasn't she just blondefied yesterday?
Guy2: Dude, cut her some slack, wasn't she just blondefied yesterday?
Blondefied by rocketrider13 February 19, 2008
Big Boneded
Oprah's not fat, she's just big boneded.
I like big boneded women, I can't help it.
Christina Hendricks is the baddest white bitch on the planet, it's because she so big boneded.
I like big boneded women, I can't help it.
Christina Hendricks is the baddest white bitch on the planet, it's because she so big boneded.
Big Boneded by TheRealPoboy June 20, 2011
blonderexic
1. Someone who fears being anything but blonde.
2. Ladies who are addicted to the bleach & highlights.
2. Ladies who are addicted to the bleach & highlights.
blonderexic by ThePoisonApple September 26, 2008
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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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