blondeded 

acting really really blonde.

OMG that girl is so blondeded

blondeded by brittizdashit June 28, 2009

Blonded 

Being aimless intentionally, as a lifestyle. As heard in Frank ocean's song, Self Control. A person living a blonded life can be seen as someone who has chose to live life without any aim, thought or direction. The word may come from blonde people being stereotyped as "thoughtless".

You know how he goes with the flow all the time? Its because he chose the Blonded life.

Blonded by Odideus January 14, 2021

blonkered 

to become heavily intoxicated, usually leading to entertaining results

"Did you go out last night?"
"Yeah, Tim got proper blonkered and started peacocking on the dancefloor "

blonkered by Dickdoctor December 11, 2014

Blonded 

Reference to frank ocean’s beautiful album “blonde” as seen on the album cover franky Frank has his hand over his face while in the shower but the crucial part is the placement of the hand on the face, so when you see a fellow fan or are listening to the exquisite music of frank or a shawty has you in the blonde bag or wanna new move just bust out the blonde and just copy the hand placement over your face....feel blonde shawty feel blonde🌙

“damn homie Zay n Alex really just hit the blonde on dem bitches doe“~earl
“damn they blonded as fuck”~Tyler

Blonded by Prettyboyzay🌙 March 24, 2020

Blondefied 

To have recently had your hair turned blonde, usually done by a professional stylist or other means.

Guy 1: My girlfriend is a bit ditzier than usual.
Guy2: Dude, cut her some slack, wasn't she just blondefied yesterday?

Blondefied by rocketrider13 February 19, 2008

Big Boneded 

Used to refer to women with a nice thick frame.

Oprah's not fat, she's just big boneded.

I like big boneded women, I can't help it.

Christina Hendricks is the baddest white bitch on the planet, it's because she so big boneded.

Big Boneded by TheRealPoboy June 20, 2011

blonderexic 

1. Someone who fears being anything but blonde.

2. Ladies who are addicted to the bleach & highlights.

omg! Look at barbie over there. She's so blonderexic, bleaches her hair like, every week.

blonderexic by ThePoisonApple September 26, 2008