Blondefish

A girl or boy with blonde hair who has no memory/ easily forget things the phrase that would be used id memory like a goldfish, but seeing as she / he is also blonde and has blonde moments, but also forgetting things the term blondefish is used to describe them forgetting and not knowing simple things.

Jess says: I told you that a second ago
Amelia replied: oh ye I forgot I’m just having a blondefish moment

by Just another blonde November 27, 2022

blondefish

A girl with blonde hair who has a horrible attention span, in reference to the notoriously short attention span of the goldfish. Usually diagnosed with ADHD.

"Kelley, forget it, you keep texting that bro and not paying attention to what I'm saying. I don't even want the Adderall anymore, you need it. You're such a blondefish."

"What?"

by MoFauxHawk November 23, 2011

Blondefied

To have recently had your hair turned blonde, usually done by a professional stylist or other means.

Guy 1: My girlfriend is a bit ditzier than usual.
Guy2: Dude, cut her some slack, wasn't she just blondefied yesterday?

by rocketrider13 February 19, 2008

bonefishin'

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Bonefishin' aint no little hobby.

Hey, my cousin and I were planning on bonefishin' behind the barn next weekend... wanna join?

by Toilet Paper Woman July 5, 2010

blondeislost

A wackaloon with blonde hair. Blondeislosts are often found in chatrooms or online forums where they act out their fantasy dreams. There are also Brunetteislosts and other perverts, pervies and jesters who live life online.

She said she sleeps naked on a trampoline. She is a blondeislost.

by TIZReporter October 15, 2005

Blondeism

The power of blondes, and rejecting blonde stereotypes

Legally blonde is a movie about feminism and blondeism

by twerkinglucifer July 8, 2015

bonefish

A skinny bone-thin skank whore whose cunting hole smells like a god damn fish market. Often seen being driven around in their white trash boyfriend pickup trucks.

I went to Chik-Fil-A for some waffle fries and there were all these skanky bonefish around.

by Baltimore_Beatdown November 30, 2007