Blondefire

An angry blonde girl. Out of control pissed and relentlessly mad at everyone. No one can escape her.

Madisen is pissed off again. Prepare for the blondefire!

Blondefire by Azsure June 27, 2016

Blondefish 

A girl or boy with blonde hair who has no memory/ easily forget things the phrase that would be used id memory like a goldfish, but seeing as she / he is also blonde and has blonde moments, but also forgetting things the term blondefish is used to describe them forgetting and not knowing simple things.

Jess says: I told you that a second ago
Amelia replied: oh ye I forgot I’m just having a blondefish moment

Blondefish by Just another blonde November 27, 2022

Blondehiemers 

Blondehiemers,

noun,

1) A common form of dementia, a neurologic disease characterized by absence of mental ability severe enough to interfere with normal activities of daily living, lasting at least six months, often present from birth. Blondehiemers frequently occurs in teenage girls, and is marked by a severely limited cognitive functions such as remembering, reasoning, and planning.

Hannah's Blondehiemers is so severe she often not only doesn't get jokes, but doesn't know when a joke has been made.

Blondehiemers by Immodest December 20, 2009

Blondefied 

To have recently had your hair turned blonde, usually done by a professional stylist or other means.

Guy 1: My girlfriend is a bit ditzier than usual.
Guy2: Dude, cut her some slack, wasn't she just blondefied yesterday?

Blondefied by rocketrider13 February 19, 2008

Blondearexia

A person who is addicted to dying their hair lighter and lighter while complaining constantly to anyone who will listen that it isn't blonde enough.

I suffered from blondearexia for years. Now my hairdresser refuses my requests to "go blonder."

Blondearexia by Nessy Opal August 4, 2010

blonderexic 

1. Someone who fears being anything but blonde.

2. Ladies who are addicted to the bleach & highlights.

omg! Look at barbie over there. She's so blonderexic, bleaches her hair like, every week.

blonderexic by ThePoisonApple September 26, 2008

Blindfire 

Shooting 'blindly' over or around cover in an online shooter game. Others also use "blindfire" to describe a kill where they didn't aim/scope.

Jonny: "OH! What a blindfire headshot!"
Jak: "I saw that, it was fackin awesome! I wish I could do that!"

Blindfire by Jonny Dizzle February 19, 2009