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A performance enhancing drug for the mind largely abused by college students and over prescribed to obnoxious elementary children who have gotten on their parents last nerve. Use with caution, pop too many of these knowledge candies and you could find yourself thinking in binary code while trying to simulate forgotten human emotions.

Classroom Slangs:
"Agent Orange" - (20 mg orange IR) Much like the defoliant chemical used by the US military during the Vietnam war, this motherfucker clears a path through the weeds in your brain and likely leaves the user with a crippling case of cancer later in life.

"Blue Lightning" - (10 mg blue IR) Very quick to pass the blood brain barrier and nearly as quick to leave. Great help for motivating you to perform small tasks such as getting out of bed to piss or patting out a small fire you started with a lighter on your couch.

"Plan C" - A form of ADHD prescription (usually Concerta) administered to an elementary child because they have become too annoying for parents and teachers to bear. An effective way of muting a child's obnoxious personality.

"Rock" - A stupid high dosage prescription of Vyvance that some psycho Doctor has chosen a mortal to wield. Basically crystal meth, keeps you awake for days constructing formulas of the universe in crayon on the walls of your room. Only when you dive back into the vyvance portal again will you understand the meaning of your cave drawings.

"Zooted" - Being way too loaded on ADHD pills
Naive 4th grade student: "Man why has little Jimmy not been his normal annoying self the past couple of days?"
Wise and experienced 7th grade student: "His parents probably enacted Plan C (Adderall) so he'd stop sticking crayons up his nose during math."

Brad: "Suh dude, you have a spare blue lightening I could bum? I think it's time for my laundry to be moved to the dryer and I need a little help getting motivated.
Brad's Bro: "Brah you have a problem but yeah bet dude, just venmo me 3 dollars you shell of a once human.

College Student 1: "This exam is going to fuck me in my ass tomorrow, I could really use a good palm sweater to study."

Zooted College Student that owns a prescription 2: "101101010010111010110010111101"
College Student 1: "yo no hablo ingles?"
Zooted College Student that owns a prescription 2: "Bien"

Patient: "I have trouble getting myself to urinate sometimes."
Dr. Plug: "I have no idea what you just said but here's a prescription for 90mg vyvance. This should put some hair on your chest, son. Come back for a higher dosage within a couple weeks if you start feeling normal again."
by GeorgeDubyaTheThird May 21, 2018
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Adderall is an amphetamine medication given to people with ADD/ADHD. If you dont have those medical conditions and you take it you will feel "tweaked", the high for stimulants.

Dosage: For a person with no tolerance 20-30mg will be a good starting dose. Although with frequent use you will need a larger dosage to feel the same effects.

Method: You can take this orally or you can rail them (snort). I would recommend railing them as you will get the most out of it. You will need to crush the balls up into fine powder for it to work though. Also i recommend a drink or gum as the drips will be bad tasting.

The high: If you swallow them then the high will set in 30mins to an hour depending on how much you have eaten. If you rail them it should hit you almost instantly. You will feel a sudden increase in your heart beat and feel really happy as well as energetic. Your confidence will boost and will feel like a king. Working and studying will be fast and even fun so its a great study tool. This should last a few hours depending on the dose, for 30mg it should last about 8+ hours (no tolerance).

Comedown- Amphetamines have one of the shittiest comedowns known to drugs. You will be depressed, very irratible, and fatigued even though you probably wont be able to fall asleep for a while. I found the best way to deal with this is to do adderall in the morning as the effects will wear off before its too late at night.
I also extremely recommend going out to your GNC and buying a bottle of 5-HTP, take about 200mg of it as it will increase your serotonin levels that have been drained from the amphetamines which greatly lessens the comedown. If you cant sleep and want to then go out to your GNC store and buy a bottle of melatonin. This is a natural sleeping aid and will help you fall asleep much faster. Take about 6-12mg. And lastly EAT. Even though you probably arent hungry as amps tend to do that force yourself to eat, trust me you will feel much better.

Warnings: Remember to stay hydrated as amphetamines will dehydrate you. Try not to perform physical activities as it will increase your heart rate even more. And lastly do not binge on this stuff, especially if you are suffering from depression. Each comedown will get worst and worst and having depression will make you feel 10x worst at the comedown.
Adderall and Dexedrine the best of legal amphetamines
by Neighborhood Pharmacist November 17, 2007
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a prescription medication consisting of racemic (levo- and dextro- isomers both included) amphetamine salts. (the dextro- isomers are reported to be more recreationally useful than the levo- isomers, as it is said the levo- isomers cause little psychological effects and the dextro- isomer is even preferred in a medical use setting). they're prescribed by doctors for ADHD but are widely abused. the extended release get you high for HOURS and have a really intense but edgy high. Effects include increased motivation, increased concentration, extreme euphoria, loads of energy, and your brain works in a more logical, calculating way in general. A very distinctive high. Side-effects include tension in the jaw, inability or feeling like you don't need to eat, and I personally get a very noticeable 'tick' that pretty much announces to everyone I'm on speed .I tend to bite and lick my lips really fast when I speed, and it tends to look like I'm flicking my tongue at people or something. Effects like this can go completely subconscious and the user will not even realize he is doing things such as this (if side-effects like this are experienced). One of the bad things about adderall is the harsh comedown (when you take a decent amount). Speed hangovers can include unsettling of the stomach, fatigue, inability to sleep, feeling just generally depressed or down, and if taken for extended periods the hangover can turn into a full-blown crash, which can be almost UNBEARABLE.

Adderall's chemically active component amphetamine acts on your brain by causing the release of a chemical called dopamine, which is your brain's 'reward' chemical. I.E. when you eat good food, have sex, or do something else pleasurable, your brain normally releases small amounts of dopamine. With adderall, large amounts of dopamine are released into the brain, and by pharmacological action of amphetamine, a process occurs called dopamine reuptake antagonism, which is basically a science term to describe that the dopamine is stuck floating in your brain instead of being metabolized or taken back up, which occurs normally within minutes. With adderall, however, dopamine, your "FUCK YEAH LET'S DO THIS!!!" chemical is stuck floating around in your brain for hours on end causing the strongly reported euphoria and other recreational effects.

Chemically, adderall's psychoactive chemical amphetamine is closely related to several other drugs. These include methamphetamine, or "meth, ice," etc, which is just an amphetamine molecule with a methyl group (CH3, one carbon atom stuck with 3 hydrogen atoms) stuck on the end, which basically causes the effects of the drug to be amplified, which is why meth is so much more addictive. Other related compounds include MDMA, aka ecstasy, which is the methamphetamine compound with 2 oxygens stuck to the other end of the molecule with a carbon and 2 hydrogens in between them. There are numerous other related compounds, but I'm really getting tired of typing at this point.
I took 3 30's of adderall at 2 earlier but now I'm coming down...this sucks man
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A pill, available in a variety of doses and colors, used medically to treat ADD/ADHD. Adderall is abused by people ranging from your everyday soccer mom, to a 15-year-old loner to help build his social life. If you haven't tried it already, it is highly recommended by everyone who has. Adderall has different effects on different people; but virtually everyone feels as though their life is perfect while under the influence of this majestic piece of heaven. It is easily obtained in a college student environment and pretty much any school-type environments. Most common uses for Adderall include: finishing a school assignment worth major points, building a social life, achieving excellence in the work environment, making family time somewhat tolerable, losing weight, staying up for over 24 hours (commonly known as an Adderallnighter,) cleaning your house in a limited amount of time (yet, extremely thorough and organized) and any other activities that suck to do when sober. Highly addictive, yet totally worth it.
Anna - "I have a 500 point project due tomorrow morning, and I haven't even looked at the assignment yet! What am I going to do?"

Karen - "I just got my prescription of Adderall 30mg filled, wanna try to see if it will help you focus on getting your assignment done?"

Anna - "Sure. Do you want money or something for it?"

Karen - "Nah, first one's on me. After this, $3/pill. Here. Enjoy."

Anna - *takes sip of overpriced energy drink, swallows the drug*

Roughly 30 minutes later...

Anna - "Well, I'm gonna go to the library and start on this lame thing. Thanks, Kar. I'll tell you how it goes."

The next day, after class...

Karen - "So, how was it?"

Anna - "I still haven't slept. I was at the library 'til it closed last night. Finished my project, wrote it all out a second time, just in case. Went to my moms to catch up on things, kept her up 'til 2am. Drove around aimlessly, in complete silence, 'til 7:30am. Went to class, presented my project, listened to everyone else, critiquing every sentence quietly to myself, stayed after class to talk to the professor about how much I enjoyed his assignment and how much hard work I put into it. Came back here, emptied my dresser, unfolded and refolded every piece of clothing, organizing them by brands, did the same with yours. Then you came in, and here we are. You got anymore of that? I have some extra money to spend on this miracle drug."
*inside Anna's head: It's a whole NEW worlddddd*
by @dd3rALLd@y March 12, 2011
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perscription drug used in the united states to aid individuals with ADHD and ADD (attention deficit disorder).

Comprised of different quantities of several different dextroamphetamines, usually in salt-combo (sachride and sulfate) tab form.

Effects include a heightening of attention, energy and awareness. Also the compulsion to do something, to achieve some task, whether that be writing a book, studying notes, dancing, having a conversation, building something, etc. Drug is also abuse for its narcotic effects.
damn adderall hooks yer shit up nice son! poppin the blue pills unleashes the thrills, energy up the ass, talkin mad shit and raving all night long.

people that take adderall have very tidy houses and bedrooms.
by Olly J February 22, 2005
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I don't understand my philosophy 780 midterm - a Theological argument we have to analyze. Luckily i took three pills of 45mg Adderall an hour before.

Your heart beat rises and you're in the zone, an alternate reality where Adderall controls your mind. Suddenly the argument, a dense and primitive form of writing, makes sense. The argument becomes concise and clear. The once painful material unravels like a bounty roll before your eyes. You finally understand what the hell the author is arguing about.

Soon, you find yourself writing well constructed sentences and thorough critiques. You even reference jokes in your response that pertain to your professor and the argument.

You look around the classroom to notice the other students struggling with the midterm and realize you're finished. You're awake for the next forty-eight hours but two weeks later you receive an A+. Oh Adderall, how i adore you.
Person 1: Let's go study Becky!

Person 2: Fuk you nigga ima pop Adderall.
by redzone1 March 18, 2009
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