2 definitions by Jenny L

Blondediet

1) Food eaten prepared by a Blonde Chef

2) What a Blonde actually eats.

3) Sometimes Slang for Oral Sex on a Blonde with a "hot twat"

by Jenny L April 22, 2003

floof

A female fart. ie- quiet, but usually very smelly anyway.

She floofed in bed, then fluffed the covers and it stunk bad.

by Jenny L January 20, 2004