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To walk around aimlessly with extreme indecision.

Ex: One can blomber, be a blomberer, or multiple people can be blombering together.

Verb, noun /blohm-ber/
Having arrived too early at the airport, we blombered around unsure of what to do with our extra time.

My pet peeve is when people start to blomber instead of making a decision as to where to go and what to eat.
Blomber by Treystradamus September 24, 2022
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atomic bomber

Someone whose farts smell so bad that they kill everything within a mile of them.
Just don't let Mabel eat extra hot chicken wings cause they turn her into an atomic bomber!
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Suicide Photo Bomber 

A photo bomber that out of sheer stupidity, identifies themselves while photo bombing, i.e. through a direct faceshot in the picture, introducing themselves, or any other way that would identify someone, or worst of all, photo bombing without making a facial expression while giving a facial shot and identifying themselves. Suicide Photo Bombers generally have the balls to photo bomb but always forget the important part: Screw it up without screwing yourself over.
Me: Hey, Jason, see the hotties taking a picture? I'm gonna photo bomb them.
Jason: Ok, let's do this.
*i walk behind them and make a messed up face. Jason walks in front of the camera and gives a direct faceshot without a messed up face*
*At same time as he walks in front of camera* Jason: Hi, my name is Jason Jones.
Me: Fail. Way to be a Suicide Photo Bomber and reveal who the hell you are, dipshit.
To take something away, or ban it; to deprive a large group of people something simply because you don't like it.
A large sugary soft drink has too many calories, so in NY they bloomberged it. ban block remove prohibit
bloomberg by JoezWaleZ March 21, 2013
An old video game term for an rpg, where you control an entire party of adventurers from the first person perspective. Called Blobbers because the entire party always occupies the same spot on the map and cant separate, so they are a single blob of adventurers. Has become exceedingly rare since the 90s and is mostly seen in indie games now.
Wizardry, Might and Magic and Etrian Odyssey are blobber games.
blobber by Faerieninja May 3, 2020

bomberjads 

"Crap", originating on GaiaOnline.com, said by user Katikal.
"Bomberjads! I broke my TV again!"

"Why won't the bomberjads come out?"

"I have to take a bomberjads."
bomberjads by Memous March 26, 2005

tokyo dive bomber 

Tokyo Dive Bomber is the moment where you dip your balls into a sleeping persons open mouth and their reflex action is to move, or close their mouth causing you to squint in pain as you extricate yourself from the situation.
Ian pulled a Tokyo Dive Bomber on that girl at the party the other night, he's lucky to get have gotten out of their in one piece!
tokyo dive bomber by Fawlty March 4, 2015