Bloffin
The act of receiving pleasurable genital stimulation via oral sex, while enjoying a fresh, warm, buttered muffin.
Example 1. Dude: “Yo, last night Jessica made banana-nut muffins, and while I was eating one with melted butter, she sucked my cock.”
Other Dude: “Whoa, she gave you a bloffin?”
Example 2. Taylor: “Happy birthday, baby.”
Taylor: *spreads girlfriends legs, and hands her a muffin*
Stacy: *gasp* “I get a bloffin? Yay!”
Other Dude: “Whoa, she gave you a bloffin?”
Example 2. Taylor: “Happy birthday, baby.”
Taylor: *spreads girlfriends legs, and hands her a muffin*
Stacy: *gasp* “I get a bloffin? Yay!”
Bloffin by EastCoastGayDude February 19, 2019
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