Bloffin 

The act of receiving pleasurable genital stimulation via oral sex, while enjoying a fresh, warm, buttered muffin.

Example 1. Dude: “Yo, last night Jessica made banana-nut muffins, and while I was eating one with melted butter, she sucked my cock.”
Other Dude: “Whoa, she gave you a bloffin?”

Example 2. Taylor: “Happy birthday, baby.”
Taylor: *spreads girlfriends legs, and hands her a muffin*
Stacy: *gasp* “I get a bloffin? Yay!”

Bloffin by EastCoastGayDude February 19, 2019

bloofindoogus

A person prone to mistakes and foolish behavior.

Man, Blarkin tested a fart again and failed. I found his pants in the diswasher. What a bloofindoogus!

bloofindoogus by chickenmcfweeb June 12, 2020

Bluffin with my muffin 

Phrase coined by Lady Gaga in her hit song Poker Face. Means she's using her pussy (muffin) to con guys.

Joe: Hey Jill, let's hang tonight.

Jill: Nah...

Joe: I'll buy dinner.

Jill: OK.

Joe: Are you gonna put out?

Jill: Nope. Just a bluffin with my muffin!

Bluffin with my muffin by Eddy January 21, 2009

Bluffin' 

Fakin' , to say you are going to do something but then dont, lying

Anthony: Yoo you a straight Bluffin', where my weed at? you said you had it

Kendra: Nahh yo, cameron straight intercept that joint, so i aint got none

Bluffin' by yowheredamoneyat January 19, 2011

Bluffin Top 

when a blue waffle is so bloated,saggy,and flappy that ,when pants are worn,it overhangs like a muffin top would.

Dude, chill. that's just her Bluffin Top.

Bluffin Top by swapps October 30, 2010

bluffington 

The town where Doug Funnie lives, with his blue friend Skeeter Valentine, his yellow friend Patty Mayonnaise, and this green dumbass Roger Klotz.

Mayor: "Stash your trash! Beautify Bluffington!"
Doug: "Honkerburger plz"

bluffington by Mr. Dink May 2, 2008

Bliffing

verb,to be extremely high to the point were your eyes are burn out

Man, i shouldve never smoke that weed cause i am bliffing,my eyes are gone!!!!!!!!!!!

Bliffing by SpadesCorp December 25, 2010