Bloffin

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The act of receiving pleasurable genital stimulation via oral sex, while enjoying a fresh, warm, buttered muffin.

Example 1. Dude: “Yo, last night Jessica made banana-nut muffins, and while I was eating one with melted butter, she sucked my cock.”
Other Dude: “Whoa, she gave you a bloffin?”

Example 2. Taylor: “Happy birthday, baby.”
Taylor: *spreads girlfriends legs, and hands her a muffin*
Stacy: *gasp* “I get a bloffin? Yay!”

Bloffin by EastCoastGayDude February 19, 2019

Words you can keep

bloofindoogus

A person prone to mistakes and foolish behavior.

Man, Blarkin tested a fart again and failed. I found his pants in the diswasher. What a bloofindoogus!

bloofindoogus by chickenmcfweeb June 12, 2020

Related Words

Bloffin • Boffin • Bluffin with my muffin • boffing • bluffin • blofin • Bluffing • bluffington • Bluffin McMuffin • boffinized

Bluffin with my muffin

Phrase coined by Lady Gaga in her hit song Poker Face. Means she's using her pussy (muffin) to con guys.

Joe: Hey Jill, let's hang tonight.

Jill: Nah...

Joe: I'll buy dinner.

Jill: OK.

Joe: Are you gonna put out?

Jill: Nope. Just a bluffin with my muffin!

Bluffin with my muffin by Eddy January 21, 2009

Bluffin'

Fakin' , to say you are going to do something but then dont, lying

Anthony: Yoo you a straight Bluffin', where my weed at? you said you had it

Kendra: Nahh yo, cameron straight intercept that joint, so i aint got none

Bluffin' by yowheredamoneyat January 19, 2011

Bluffin Top

when a blue waffle is so bloated,saggy,and flappy that ,when pants are worn,it overhangs like a muffin top would.

Dude, chill. that's just her Bluffin Top.

Bluffin Top by swapps October 30, 2010

bluffington

The town where Doug Funnie lives, with his blue friend Skeeter Valentine, his yellow friend Patty Mayonnaise, and this green dumbass Roger Klotz.

Mayor: "Stash your trash! Beautify Bluffington!"
Doug: "Honkerburger plz"

bluffington by Mr. Dink May 2, 2008

Bliffing

verb,to be extremely high to the point were your eyes are burn out

Man, i shouldve never smoke that weed cause i am bliffing,my eyes are gone!!!!!!!!!!!

Bliffing by SpadesCorp December 25, 2010

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026