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Bluffin' 

Fakin' , to say you are going to do something but then dont, lying
Anthony: Yoo you a straight Bluffin', where my weed at? you said you had it

Kendra: Nahh yo, cameron straight intercept that joint, so i aint got none
Bluffin' by yowheredamoneyat January 19, 2011
Words you can keep
Now bluffing is a universal term that everyone knows. But in Virginia it is commonly used and instead of bluffing its bluffin. Think of how LA ppl says pump faking to call somebody out that they’re not about. Really it’s the way they say the word bluffin like their accent is between north and south so it sounds unique the way they say it.
I’ll come to yo hood and smack tf out of u.
Nigga shut yo bluffin ass. You’s a bluffin ass nigga
Bluffin by Jaden Browner August 7, 2021
Like it's brother, the "blumpkin", it is the art of recieving fellatio while attempting to evacuate one's bowels. Only the twist with the more mischevious Bluffin is that only flatulence is produced.
Connie: "Want a blumpkin baby?"
Josh: "I thought you'd never ask..."

*Connie initiates fillatio & prepares for the ladder*
Josh: "I don't think I can...I just farted, no product...It's a Bluffin baby..."
Connie: "Better luck next time!"
Bluffin by Dracotic June 11, 2009
A breakfast sandwhich from the sandwhich chain Blimpies. Not to be confused with blumpkin.
Blumpkins!!! Those are delicious!!! Wait we are talking about the sandwhich right? o wait thats a bluffin
bluffin by Chuckle Town November 3, 2008
used with new york people to say some one is lieing or "cappin"
Matthew: yo son i bagged 3 baddies word to my mova
Dontei: na son, you bluffin
bluffin by tht1newyorkian January 21, 2022
bluffin is the definition of an BITCH or that aint gon do shit or in other words an bluffing ass bitch
yo yous ah bluffin ass bitch , you not on nothing
bluffin by realllll. November 10, 2022

Bluffin with my muffin 

Phrase coined by Lady Gaga in her hit song Poker Face. Means she's using her pussy (muffin) to con guys.
Joe: Hey Jill, let's hang tonight.

Jill: Nah...

Joe: I'll buy dinner.

Jill: OK.

Joe: Are you gonna put out?

Jill: Nope. Just a bluffin with my muffin!
Bluffin with my muffin by Eddy January 21, 2009
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow 

A)
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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young pup 

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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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