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Now bluffing is a universal term that everyone knows. But in Virginia it is commonly used and instead of bluffing its bluffin. Think of how LA ppl says pump faking to call somebody out that they’re not about. Really it’s the way they say the word bluffin like their accent is between north and south so it sounds unique the way they say it.
I’ll come to yo hood and smack tf out of u.
Nigga shut yo bluffin ass. You’s a bluffin ass nigga
Bluffin by Jaden Browner August 7, 2021
Like it's brother, the "blumpkin", it is the art of recieving fellatio while attempting to evacuate one's bowels. Only the twist with the more mischevious Bluffin is that only flatulence is produced.
Connie: "Want a blumpkin baby?"
Josh: "I thought you'd never ask..."

*Connie initiates fillatio & prepares for the ladder*
Josh: "I don't think I can...I just farted, no product...It's a Bluffin baby..."
Connie: "Better luck next time!"
Bluffin by Dracotic June 11, 2009
A breakfast sandwhich from the sandwhich chain Blimpies. Not to be confused with blumpkin.
Blumpkins!!! Those are delicious!!! Wait we are talking about the sandwhich right? o wait thats a bluffin
bluffin by Chuckle Town November 3, 2008
used with new york people to say some one is lieing or "cappin"
Matthew: yo son i bagged 3 baddies word to my mova
Dontei: na son, you bluffin
bluffin by tht1newyorkian January 21, 2022
bluffin is the definition of an BITCH or that aint gon do shit or in other words an bluffing ass bitch
yo yous ah bluffin ass bitch , you not on nothing
bluffin by realllll. November 10, 2022

Bluffin with my muffin 

Phrase coined by Lady Gaga in her hit song Poker Face. Means she's using her pussy (muffin) to con guys.
Joe: Hey Jill, let's hang tonight.

Jill: Nah...

Joe: I'll buy dinner.

Jill: OK.

Joe: Are you gonna put out?

Jill: Nope. Just a bluffin with my muffin!
Bluffin with my muffin by Eddy January 21, 2009
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Me: Poggers!
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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