Mayonnaise

An instrument used by Patrick star

Patrick: is mayonnaise an instrument

Squidward: no Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument

by Bathing Grape August 14, 2018

Mayonnaise

White people.

"Benedict Cumberbatch is actually a giant glob of mayonnaise."

by iamNK March 15, 2015

Mayonnaise

Tf you looking up mayonnaise for? Have you really never heard of mayonnaise

Mayonnaise is not a fruit

by POOR AUTISMO January 24, 2019

Mayonnaise

A pale white person who is bad at everything in life

Man dat dude is some mayonnaise

by XX420_SwagHitlerSniper_XX May 7, 2017

Mayonnaise

It has many humurous meanings.
-- Semen
-- Black Mans Kryptonite
-- Stuff that goes on your ham sandwich
-- What white boys think is cool.

-- Yo man, i covered that hoe in mayonnaise.
-- Yo foo', i cant eat that whack mayonnaise shit.
-- Check out the white liquid on that there ham suckaz.
-- Hey man, check out my hardcore mayonnaise.

by Mayonnaise Tastes Like Purple November 29, 2004

Mayonnaise

Something or someone who is plain and boring. Sometimes used to describe caucasian people or heterosexual people.

See also: vanilla

“Sara is such a mayonnaise name.”

by Healing Smile January 1, 2019

Mayonnaise

Sienna

mayonnaise is siennas vagina juice that pours out her pumped pussy

by thewingwangwoob September 17, 2019