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Blintharking 

Blintharking is an extreme sexual act. It begins with the act of shoving a Bibidi up a girl's ass while jerking off their Babidis. Once the Babidi has achieved complete release and the Bibidi has been absorbed into the mucus membrane, using one's stomach bumblebees, the female's pubic region is repeatedly stung until it swells up. The final part of the process is fucking the girl right in her vaginal canal will such force that her pussy is eradicated at a subatomic level. The female will either die or become sterile afterwards. Blinthark the Eradicator was the creator of this technique.
"I was just on my way to gay summer camp when I decided to take a break and proceed with blintharking your mom."
Blintharking by Feridon Hamidi February 28, 2019
Related Words
Bliet blit Blister Blisterfeld bleets blet Blint blether bietch Bletch

blister shaft

Rebecca decided to herpes fuck John. He had a gross blister shaft, but he was really hot. She made him wear a condom so she figured she would be safe.
Two days later her pubic hair started itching. She didn't get the herp, but she crabs.
blister shaft by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018
A Lithuanian version of a popular russian curse word Blyat, common among Lithuanian youth. Pronounced differently. Commonly used with "Nu", which would make Nu blet = Well fuck.
Lithuanian guy 1: Hey, you got any cepelinai?
Lithuanian guy 2: Nah, only šaltibarščiai.
Lithuanian guy 1: NU BLET!
#Lithuanian #Nublet #Hotukasdx
Blet by beanz_thief69 January 19, 2020
Tem gente que ainda não sabe o que é bleite.
Bora queimar um bleite?
É bleite, é bleite, é bleite.
Coé, Bleite.
Bleite by Jógafácil July 1, 2011

blistered shishito 

When one's penis is rubbed raw after a marathon session of intercourse as result of friction, intense PSI, lack of lube or a combination of all three
Mike: Bro, why are you walking so funny?
Stan: Dude...Missy and I had a marathon sesh' last night and she dried out...I was in a zone and couldnt stop, but now I"m rolling with a blistered shishito...it sucks, but was worth it, yo

Blistoris 

A blistoris is the formation of a blister over another blister, similar to the clitoris in appearance. However it causes severe pain when stimulated (unlike a clitoris) and can form anywhere over the human body.
Roxxy- how was it with Jimbo last night??
Crystal- not good, he kept fingering my blistoris by mistake..
Roxxy- I dunno, he's always been a sadist.
Blistoris by joshnalex4evs April 24, 2014