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Blintharking
Blintharking is an extreme sexual act. It begins with the act of shoving a Bibidi up a girl's ass while jerking off their Babidis. Once the Babidi has achieved complete release and the Bibidi has been absorbed into the mucus membrane, using one's stomach bumblebees, the female's pubic region is repeatedly stung until it swells up. The final part of the process is fucking the girl right in her vaginal canal will such force that her pussy is eradicated at a subatomic level. The female will either die or become sterile afterwards. Blinthark the Eradicator was the creator of this technique.
"I was just on my way to gay summer camp when I decided to take a break and proceed with blintharking your mom."
Blintharking by Feridon Hamidi February 28, 2019
blister shaft
Rebecca decided to herpes fuck John. He had a gross blister shaft, but he was really hot. She made him wear a condom so she figured she would be safe.
Two days later her pubic hair started itching. She didn't get the herp, but she crabs.
Two days later her pubic hair started itching. She didn't get the herp, but she crabs.
blister shaft by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018
Blet
A Lithuanian version of a popular russian curse word Blyat, common among Lithuanian youth. Pronounced differently. Commonly used with "Nu", which would make Nu blet = Well fuck.
Lithuanian guy 1: Hey, you got any cepelinai?
Lithuanian guy 2: Nah, only šaltibarščiai.
Lithuanian guy 1: NU BLET!
#Lithuanian #Nublet #Hotukasdx
Lithuanian guy 2: Nah, only šaltibarščiai.
Lithuanian guy 1: NU BLET!
#Lithuanian #Nublet #Hotukasdx
Blet by beanz_thief69 January 19, 2020
blistered shishito
When one's penis is rubbed raw after a marathon session of intercourse as result of friction, intense PSI, lack of lube or a combination of all three
Mike: Bro, why are you walking so funny?
Stan: Dude...Missy and I had a marathon sesh' last night and she dried out...I was in a zone and couldnt stop, but now I"m rolling with a blistered shishito...it sucks, but was worth it, yo
Stan: Dude...Missy and I had a marathon sesh' last night and she dried out...I was in a zone and couldnt stop, but now I"m rolling with a blistered shishito...it sucks, but was worth it, yo
blistered shishito by gameshow willie August 22, 2018
blistan
blistan by The Burnt Spoon May 26, 2012
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