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A guy whom girls cannot reject. He is extreme manliness to the fullest and fucks like a porn star on extacy. Yeah he's that good, plus his bitches refer to his cock as a lightning stick.
Girl 1: Should I hook up with that guy.
Girl 2: Yes, he's such a beitel!
Girl 1: I know I'm so glad he wants to hook up with me, plus i hear he fucks SOOOO good.
Beitel by Rodger-Allen 4424 September 26, 2010
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Bleite • blite • Bleier • Bleige • Belite • bleyten • Blitem • bliterines • Beitel • Beiter
A portmanteau of bland and beige. Can be used to mean a dull beige color or to mean bland and boring.
“That shirt is so bleige. You should wear more color.”

“That restaurant sucked. Their food was so bleige.”
bleige by coyotedomino March 9, 2018

Bloitering 

The act of getting a blowjob while loitering; most commonly done at Wal-Mart.
Guy1: Hey dude I just got bloitered outside Wal-Mart.

Guy2: Dude I was just bloitered at Target! Bloitering rules!
Bloitering by HorrariousJesus June 17, 2010
To be mixed with two races of ethnicity in the Black/ African American and Caucasian race of origin
My blite friend was the coolest friend I have ever had in the universe.
Blite by 100 Nate Black November 6, 2017
1. A no life "celebrity" in MapleStory who spent all of their time and money funding a ridiculously overpowered Dark Knight.

2. (noun) To waste away one's life in a crappy MMORPG non-stop for at least five years.
You can almost always find Bleute on at any time during the day to the point where they may as well be an NPC.

Jill's son is becoming a Bleute. He's been playing WoW for nearly five years straight without leaving the house.
Bleute by MachoGumby January 24, 2011

bliterate 

shortened of obliterate

Verb meaning destroy
Gnarkill: Man i just bliterated that guy...
1337cake: i know meng, hes so shamed!
bliterate by Spulumbo December 13, 2006
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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