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Tem gente que ainda não sabe o que é bleite.
Bora queimar um bleite?
É bleite, é bleite, é bleite.
Coé, Bleite.
Bleite by Jógafácil July 1, 2011
Words you can keep
A guy whom girls cannot reject. He is extreme manliness to the fullest and fucks like a porn star on extacy. Yeah he's that good, plus his bitches refer to his cock as a lightning stick.
Girl 1: Should I hook up with that guy.
Girl 2: Yes, he's such a beitel!
Girl 1: I know I'm so glad he wants to hook up with me, plus i hear he fucks SOOOO good.
Beitel by Rodger-Allen 4424 September 26, 2010
Related Words
Bleite blite Bleier Bleige Belite bleyten Blitem bliterines Beitel Beiter
A portmanteau of bland and beige. Can be used to mean a dull beige color or to mean bland and boring.
“That shirt is so bleige. You should wear more color.”

“That restaurant sucked. Their food was so bleige.”
bleige by coyotedomino March 9, 2018

Bloitering 

The act of getting a blowjob while loitering; most commonly done at Wal-Mart.
Guy1: Hey dude I just got bloitered outside Wal-Mart.

Guy2: Dude I was just bloitered at Target! Bloitering rules!
Bloitering by HorrariousJesus June 17, 2010
To be mixed with two races of ethnicity in the Black/ African American and Caucasian race of origin
My blite friend was the coolest friend I have ever had in the universe.
Blite by 100 Nate Black November 6, 2017
1. A no life "celebrity" in MapleStory who spent all of their time and money funding a ridiculously overpowered Dark Knight.

2. (noun) To waste away one's life in a crappy MMORPG non-stop for at least five years.
You can almost always find Bleute on at any time during the day to the point where they may as well be an NPC.

Jill's son is becoming a Bleute. He's been playing WoW for nearly five years straight without leaving the house.
Bleute by MachoGumby January 24, 2011

bliterate 

shortened of obliterate

Verb meaning destroy
Gnarkill: Man i just bliterated that guy...
1337cake: i know meng, hes so shamed!
bliterate by Spulumbo December 13, 2006
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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