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Beitel
A guy whom girls cannot reject. He is extreme manliness to the fullest and fucks like a porn star on extacy. Yeah he's that good, plus his bitches refer to his cock as a lightning stick.
Girl 1: Should I hook up with that guy.
Girl 2: Yes, he's such a beitel!
Girl 1: I know I'm so glad he wants to hook up with me, plus i hear he fucks SOOOO good.
Girl 2: Yes, he's such a beitel!
Girl 1: I know I'm so glad he wants to hook up with me, plus i hear he fucks SOOOO good.
Beitel by Rodger-Allen 4424 September 26, 2010
bleige
A portmanteau of bland and beige. Can be used to mean a dull beige color or to mean bland and boring.
“That shirt is so bleige. You should wear more color.”
“That restaurant sucked. Their food was so bleige.”
“That restaurant sucked. Their food was so bleige.”
bleige by coyotedomino March 9, 2018
Bloitering
Guy1: Hey dude I just got bloitered outside Wal-Mart.
Guy2: Dude I was just bloitered at Target! Bloitering rules!
Guy2: Dude I was just bloitered at Target! Bloitering rules!
Bloitering by HorrariousJesus June 17, 2010
Blite
Blite by 100 Nate Black November 6, 2017
Bleute
1. A no life "celebrity" in MapleStory who spent all of their time and money funding a ridiculously overpowered Dark Knight.
2. (noun) To waste away one's life in a crappy MMORPG non-stop for at least five years.
2. (noun) To waste away one's life in a crappy MMORPG non-stop for at least five years.
You can almost always find Bleute on at any time during the day to the point where they may as well be an NPC.
Jill's son is becoming a Bleute. He's been playing WoW for nearly five years straight without leaving the house.
Jill's son is becoming a Bleute. He's been playing WoW for nearly five years straight without leaving the house.
Bleute by MachoGumby January 24, 2011
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