Lithuanian

People from Lithuania...

Lithuanians are from Lithuania...

So is my grandfather.

by HTML74 October 27, 2007

lithuanian

something to be proud of!

Hey, dude, where are all the lithuanians?
Mostly in Ireland, or on the basketball court.

by Mattyjuice November 13, 2007

Lithuanian

Someone who has sex with somebody else

"Are you Lithuanian?"
"Stop asking me that"

by OrganDisplayer1912 April 19, 2021

Lithuanian

The language spoken in Lithuania, it is one of the 2 surviving Baltic languages. Lithuanian is known for being very hard to learn, with 7 cases, and in some dialects even 9 or more.

-That guy speaks Lithuanian
-How many decades was he learning it?!

by ignasvas July 30, 2017

Lithuanian

A Northern European language that sounds like if a Latvian got their vocal chords ripped out then got a transplant from a Russian person who was drunk

Lithuanian low-key dosent make any sense

by iliterallycannotthinkofaname April 6, 2020

Lithuanian Hot Dog

Taking a dump that is at least 1 foot long.

After holding in the poop all day, Brian released a Lithuanian Hot Dog into his stepdad’s toilet.

by dad b October 30, 2018

lithuanian love puddle

The Lithuanian Love Puddle is where you have sex with a woman and she leaves a really big wet patch, like bigger than normal. It's called 'Lithuanian' because women from that region love sex, any way, anytime, in any hole and usually leave a massive wet patch behind!

Sammy, I took that girl I met back to my place last night and I ended up giving her the love thrust whilst she was sitting on my kitchen bench. Anyway the next morning I got up and she had left a "Lithuanian Love Puddle" all over the kitchen floor. Lucky I cleaned it up before the dog did hey!

by JohnnyBad October 28, 2013