Lithuanian 

People from Lithuania...

Lithuanians are from Lithuania...

So is my grandfather.

Lithuanian by HTML74 October 27, 2007

lithuanian 

something to be proud of!

Hey, dude, where are all the lithuanians?
Mostly in Ireland, or on the basketball court.

lithuanian by Mattyjuice November 13, 2007

Lithuanian 

Someone who has sex with somebody else

"Are you Lithuanian?"
"Stop asking me that"

Lithuanian by OrganDisplayer1912 April 19, 2021

Lithuanian 

The language spoken in Lithuania, it is one of the 2 surviving Baltic languages. Lithuanian is known for being very hard to learn, with 7 cases, and in some dialects even 9 or more.

-That guy speaks Lithuanian
-How many decades was he learning it?!

Lithuanian by ignasvas July 30, 2017

Lithuanian 

A Northern European language that sounds like if a Latvian got their vocal chords ripped out then got a transplant from a Russian person who was drunk

Lithuanian low-key dosent make any sense

Lithuanian by iliterallycannotthinkofaname April 6, 2020

Lithuanian Hot Dog

Taking a dump that is at least 1 foot long.

After holding in the poop all day, Brian released a Lithuanian Hot Dog into his stepdad’s toilet.

Lithuanian Hot Dog by dad b October 30, 2018

lithuanian love puddle 

The Lithuanian Love Puddle is where you have sex with a woman and she leaves a really big wet patch, like bigger than normal. It's called 'Lithuanian' because women from that region love sex, any way, anytime, in any hole and usually leave a massive wet patch behind!

Sammy, I took that girl I met back to my place last night and I ended up giving her the love thrust whilst she was sitting on my kitchen bench. Anyway the next morning I got up and she had left a "Lithuanian Love Puddle" all over the kitchen floor. Lucky I cleaned it up before the dog did hey!

lithuanian love puddle by JohnnyBad October 28, 2013