The language spoken in Lithuania, it is one of the 2 surviving Baltic languages. Lithuanian is known for being very hard to learn, with 7 cases, and in some dialects even 9 or more.
The Lithuanian Love Puddle is where you have sex with a woman and she leaves a really big wet patch, like bigger than normal. It's called 'Lithuanian' because women from that region love sex, any way, anytime, in any hole and usually leave a massive wet patch behind!
Sammy, I took that girl I met back to my place last night and I ended up giving her the love thrust whilst she was sitting on my kitchen bench. Anyway the next morning I got up and she had left a "Lithuanian Love Puddle" all over the kitchen floor. Lucky I cleaned it up before the dog did hey!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.