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When you're fucking a turtle in the ass and it bites your dick and you start to bleed
Man I got a fucking bleeber last night. I still have the scars
bleeber by Bigblackstalenuts73 August 4, 2022

Blueberry Chugger

The counter-part of a Kool-Aid drinker. A Kool-Aid drinker is defined as the liberal democrat who is liberal because they are told they should be and make no attempt to decide why the are liberal. Often a Kool-Aid drinker simply wants to hate anything a republican does good or bad. A Blueberry Chugger is loaded up and juiced, power drinking and being boisterous as if their opinion is the only viewpoint. A Blueberry Chugger want to make fun of anyone who doesn't buy into their party line.
Guy #1--Gee, isn't Kool-Aid drinker red for a democrat and blueberry chugger blue for a republican backwards if red states are republican and blue democrat? Just doesn't make sense. It's backwards.

Guy #2--Well, what really doesn't make sense is the way both sides are fighting and dividing a nation instead of seeking realistic solutions. Instead, both follow their party's line.

Guy #1--Yeah, that is really backwards and makes no sense, besides I like beer. Didn't old Ben Franklin say, "Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
Blueberry Chugger by drp5 March 12, 2011

fresh bleeder 

Usually refers to a woman who just lost her virginity and thus is bleeding out of the vagina
Her: omg why is it gushing out so much?!
Me: damn shawty really be a fresh bleeder
fresh bleeder by Trackblaster February 4, 2021

blueberry faygo 

Person 1: Man have you tried Blueberry Faygo.

Person 2: Yeah man that shit is fye.

Blueberry cocktail

The semen unloaded on a person after they have given the male "blue balls". Usually occurs several days after the "blue ball" incident, which allows the semen to simmer and become more of a yellow colored substance.
Man, my girl blue balled me the other day because she was on the rag, but then I unloaded my blueberry cocktail all over her face the next week.
Blueberry cocktail by picklepatty November 13, 2011

Blueberry Kisses

Having Oral Sex...and normally, while high.
Leah: Hey Jordan, wanna have sex tonight?!

Jordan: Yeah. Blueberry Kisses though...I wanna get high too.

Leah: k.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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