Beeber 

A deformed waste of carbon flesh which emits a high-pitched whine and spreads its influence to other wastes of carbon flesh.

"My God! It looks like that young lady has mange!"

"Don't worry, that's just a beeber. It'll die in a few years from the drugs, anyhow."

Beeber by Darinus May 13, 2013

beeber 

noun: a female who makes inappropriate cartoonish noises during sexual activities ie. the awoooooogaa horn, incorrect answer horn report, exaggerated whizzing takeoff, or fart mimic, or duck voice.

The girl I was with last night was beautiful but I don't know if I she was turned her on or not because she is a beeber.

beeber by slimdread February 14, 2013

beeber 

Noun:
A lazy fuck that sleeps all day and smokes all night.

Verb:
To post up on a piece of comfortable furniture and pass out, usually covered in cheeto crumbs

Noun:
Me: GODAMNIT BEEBER wake up already its 5 in the afternoon.
Beeber: Is the bowl packed?

Verb:
Shit, don't beeber the pool table!

beeber by Tomerica the Beautiful August 9, 2009

beeber 

n.

1. generally a member of the science or information technology community, but may also include those marked by significant knowledge in a specific area of nerd culture; this group is also prone to wearing colored jeans and corduroys.

2. most importantly, these specialized nerds typically possess a physical or social impairment that is either the result of, or the cause of, their super nerd condition.

Normal 1: OMG.. Did you hear that beeber we just passed?

Normal 2: WTF is a 'foobar'?

Normal 1: I don't know, dude. Maybe it's the name of the planet where those tight brown highwater corduroys are cool.

beeber by M0RNINGSTAR December 31, 2009

bustin beeber

a new form of sex were the male participant sings bad pop songs with an apple in his ass whale fucking a woman in her ear. then after eats 5 burritos from taco bell whale masturbating at said taco bell and reading from the bible

hey honey I want to do a bustin beeber tonight

bustin beeber by guð er dáinn við drápum hann February 7, 2018

Ohio Gonk Gyatt Mega Ziggy Beeber Zesty Rizzlet

An Ohioan Gonk Rizzlet that is has an insatiable Gyatt, along with a Zesty side of Mega Ziggy Beeber.

Shawn, you're such an Ohio Gonk Gyatt Mega Ziggy Beeber Zesty Rizzlet.

Ohio Gonk Gyatt Mega Ziggy Beeber Zesty Rizzlet by When the ziggy December 10, 2023

bieberboomer 

a person (usually of young age) who comments on the song baby by Justin Bieber saying that it is "nostalgic"
the comments section of the song is usually flooded with these types of comments for some reason

bieberboomer: the baby song by Justin Bieber is so nostalgic!!11!!11!!1
epic gamer/big brain: no it's not. it forever will be a trash and generic 2010 song.
bieberboomer: OMG OMG ITS NOT GENERIC!1!!1! IT BRINGS BACK MEMOOOOORRRRIEEEESSS!!!1111!!1!!!111!!1
epic gamer/big brain: it brings back memories? you weren't even born back then
bieberboomer: I-
epic gamer/big brain: *walks away* what a bieberboomer

bieberboomer by justin bieber is overrated lol April 19, 2021