Bryson Head

A guy whose 5'11, loves Drakes's snake, loves Boo Boo Bear in or around him(or in his mouth) and his dad makes amazing selfies

by Bigblackstalenuts73 February 15, 2024

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Twink

Eli "Twinks cant have fat asses☝️🤓"
Trevor "Yes they can🧏 ♂️🤫"

by Bigblackstalenuts73 February 18, 2024

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When two people are fighting and someone steps in and attacks one of the two for no particular reason

Person 1 "Shut the fuck up im not giving you brownies"
Person 2 "Yes you will, you touched my pecker you owe me"
Person 3"Jamaican Jamaican!" *pinch*
Person 1 "GOD DAMNOT STOP JAMAICAN JAMAICAN ME"

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When you're fucking a turtle in the ass and it bites your dick and you start to bleed

Man I got a fucking bleeber last night. I still have the scars

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