Blueberries 

To come up with a complete non-sequitor in a conversation. The entymology of this word began on The Geek Show Podcast when panelist Leigh George Kade would be accused of completely derailing conversations with completely irrelevant information. One day, when he wasn't there, a fellow panelist decided to "fill in" for him and shouted "Blueberries!" for no reason.

It's caught on with the audience of the show and is a recurring declaration when an irrelevant, derailing comment is made.

I'm calling blueberries on that.

You totally just blueberried.

Those are blueberry shenanigans.

Blueberries by GSPC listener February 28, 2011

blueberries 

the best fruit in the world! soft, sweet (although sometimes sour), bite-sized! tastes bad after you brush your teeth.

Gosh I just brushed my teeth and I had blueberries... that was bad.

blueberries by freygeothewhy January 25, 2021

blueberries 

Blueberries are the blue tasty round objects you find randomly in the forest. Some theorize that they are "berries" but scientist have proved that they are in fact homes of infant aliens.

Blueberries can also be to describe a really bad situation with a survival/success rate of only 1 to 100.000.000

Some dude: Did you see those blueberries near the forest? Man, if i had the time i'd make a blueberry pie.
Other dude: wtf man, why would you eat alien infants?

Some dude: Hey dude, you look like you are in some blueberries.
Other dude: yeah man, i don't think ill live to see another day, i'm in such a blueberry.

blueberries by GBlueberries May 31, 2018

Blueberries 

Blue balls of a juvenile (under the age of 18). Derogatory form of blue balls of an adult (age 18+) insinuating the person has little balls.

Kid: "Damn bro, the chicks in our high school always gave me a mean case of blueberries."

Or

Guy 1: "fuckin nuts are aching from that chick from the bar last night."

Guy 2: " haha, u got the blueberries!"

Guy 1: "fuck you!"

Blueberries by Jarhead2275 June 1, 2017

Blueberries 

When boobs are squeezed so hard and for a long period of time that they become blue like blueberries.

"Woah, Pigeon. Those are some pretty big blueberries you got there buddy boy,"

Blueberries by WhiskeyPigeon October 30, 2016

Blueberries 

A great strand of dank cannabis.

I just smoked a Blueberry blunt to the dome.

Blueberries by Zack December 8, 2002

blueberries 

Random word used as an interjection to indicate how little you care about something.

I will tell you my opinion about the things Kanye West puts on his social media. Blueberries!

blueberries by Seshie April 26, 2021