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Blue balls of a juvenile (under the age of 18). Derogatory form of blue balls of an adult (age 18+) insinuating the person has little balls.
Kid: "Damn bro, the chicks in our high school always gave me a mean case of blueberries."

Or

Guy 1: "fuckin nuts are aching from that chick from the bar last night."

Guy 2: " haha, u got the blueberries!"

Guy 1: "fuck you!"
by Jarhead2275 June 01, 2017
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To come up with a complete non-sequitor in a conversation. The entymology of this word began on The Geek Show Podcast when panelist Leigh George Kade would be accused of completely derailing conversations with completely irrelevant information. One day, when he wasn't there, a fellow panelist decided to "fill in" for him and shouted "Blueberries!" for no reason.

It's caught on with the audience of the show and is a recurring declaration when an irrelevant, derailing comment is made.
I'm calling blueberries on that.

You totally just blueberried.

Those are blueberry shenanigans.
by GSPC listener February 11, 2011
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derogitory gaming term for sombody on your team in Battlefield 3 who sucks, is not helpful and is not in your squad. Those in your squad have green icons over their head while others on your team have blue icons over their head.
"Damn blueberry won't give me ammo"
"tell the admin to kick the smurf he just keeps C4-ing the helicoptors!"
by purplesage11 December 02, 2012
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The most wonderful form of marijuana to date. The bud has a beautiful blue hue to it rather than the usual green. It also gives off the smell of complete blueberries, hence the name. Although it is not the most powerful, it will still knock you on your ass.
-Yo Mario, you sure this shit is real weed? It don't smell or look like it.
--Yea man, this shit is blueberry.
by Kidd Flow October 09, 2004
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the blue crystal-filled bud with the fat resin coating; a strain of pot that will knock you out off like 1 bong hit; a bob of this will crucialize like 8 heads
Yo, I got sum skril and I'm gonna go grip sum o dat blueberry from da Farms!
My boy just bought a QP of blueberry, he's pushing serious weight now!
by El J0h0 May 11, 2003
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-THE BEST GANJA!
-Smells of fruit (i dont know the smell of an actual blueberry)
-Tastes like weed with a little bit of blueberry taste
-Better High than regular weed
-Not as hard of a burnout as regular weed
-quarter O of blueberry to my dome
- ludacris' song "Blueberry Yum Yum"
by roxors April 03, 2005
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When boobs are squeezed so hard and for a long period of time that they become blue like blueberries.
"Woah, Pigeon. Those are some pretty big blueberries you got there buddy boy,"
by WhiskeyPigeon October 30, 2016
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