Blasticon 

Someone who smokes weed so much and so often that they become associated with it, and thus become a "blast" "icon".

I talked to a Blasticon the other day, and he was three sheets to the wind and talkin' crazy.

Blasticon by Shit_4_Brains October 12, 2007

blasicinowhinotianchishanazi 

Somebody who is black, white, Asian, Mexican, Filipino, white, albino, martian, French, anything that ends in -ish, German, and Nazi.

What everyone wants to be but know they can't be.

Hitler would've killed the blasicinowhinotianchishanazi.

blasicinowhinotianchishanazi by Sister Mary Lephant March 18, 2010

Bastion 

A hero in overwatch that requires zero skill and is able to get an insane amount of kills. Often called the "point and click adventure" because his sentry form only requires you to point and click.

"I'm going Bastion guys."
"the point and click adventure begins."

Bastion by Basolatite July 1, 2016

Bastion 

Play of the game.

Bastions United Conference : We are play of the game.

Bastion by foxdimi88 July 5, 2016

Bastion Main 

A person who looks into the heart of darkness and tries to use it for chaotic good but always gets corrupted and morphs into scum. They play Overwatch and select bastion at first as a blanket but soon it turns into a crutch. This player lashes out at the world by releasing an ungodly amount of fire power down a firing range. A bastion main should always be countered with Sombra and Road Hog. Thy hack and thy hook shall save us from this misguided demon known as the bastion main. Fortunately this genus form of Bastion Main can bring down the enemy team but be warned if the bastion main is on your team, you will garner some of the hatred aimed at Bastion and lose the game through moral depression.

A smaller known but should also to be considered genus is the Bastion main recon variant, who is a tactical flanking nightmare. They use recon mode and hit the head shots with unrelenting efficiency. They turn into sentry move in well timed oppuntunities and kill everything in sight within seconds, to only move on in recon mode again, they are not stationary, they are like a soldier 76 but with a huge machine gun. Bastion Mains in short is why there was bigotry against Omnics after the war and why salt levels rise higher and higher in comp and quick play. The fire power and devastation will leave many salty.

Soldier 76: That bastion has been mowing us down. I can hear it's awful laughter.

Winston: I checked the bastion's career profile, confirmed bastion main
Pharah : Justice Rain AHHHH
Road Hog : I got this * Hooks Bastion*

Sombra: Boop * hacks Bastion *

Bastion: (translated )NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO * dies in hell fire*

Bastion Main by Dr.BastionMain April 18, 2018

blastin' 

To shoot or beat someone.

He's blastin' up a fool!

blastin' by Simon Wentworth January 25, 2005

affirmative blaction 

A cheapshot program mandated by some government agencies and institutions to give preference to Africans based on their skin color alone, it can be used by females and certain other races as well, but africans are the main benefactor, hence the definition.

I can't believe it...I lost a spot at UM even though I have a higher test score to the other guy due to Affirmative Blaction giving him a 20 point raise in the test scores! /=(

affirmative blaction by Piranha October 26, 2004