Blastic

A racially challenged being who also has retarded tenancies

used in a sentence, 'yo fam, dat man some sort of blastic or sumat'

by Original 99 December 11, 2019

Blastic

A common household black plastic bag in which garbage is disposed.

Look at all this trash! We need a blastic!

by Rowan Franciscus December 11, 2021

Blasticate

To smash, blow up, or otherwise destroy somthing beyond all recognition.

My printer crapped out on me today so I took it into the garage, grabbed a pipe, and blasticated it.

by themutantlizard October 1, 2013

Blasticated

To become so fucked up that you feel as though your brain has exploded and that making up words is acceptable.

Yo dawg I got so fuckin' blasticated last night, I was hoopdango out there..

by Billy Jim the Righteous July 14, 2013