checkerboard

Southwest Airlines equivalent of SSSS (see previously accepted definition highlighted) . Upon receiving the checkerboard you have to go through extensive secondary security screening because of pre-selected criteria.
Due to me flying one-way, I was given the checkerboard treatment by Southwest. Now I have to go through extensive security before the flight.
by Piranha January 26, 2006
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uncf

initials for the United Negro College fund, a shining example of minority hypocrisy!
It's ok for them to have a UNCF, but watch what would happen in a "caucasian college fund" ever started.....Jesse Jackson, the NAACP and all them other hypocrites would explode crying the race card!
by Piranha July 12, 2005
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Bill Clinton

The 42nd so-called "president of the United States" who proved to be the most subversive and hypocritical "commander in chief" to date. Accomplishments incude:

1) Having a affair (and being impeached for perjury partially as a result) with a White House intern.

2) Despite his own '60s era admiration of draft evaders and goals of avoiding mandatory military service (aka the draft) during the Vietnam war,Bill Clinton (aka Slick Willie) championed Selective Service draft registration to continue despite his own actions to the contrary about 30 years earlier. Hypocrite!
Bill Clinton was (and still is) a liberal subversive! At least I had guts enough to serve in the military.
by Piranha January 30, 2006
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romeo

In the world of espionage, the romeo is a male who is carefully placed within a high level government agency to seduce lonely females placed high in the government,and use emotional and/or romantic blackmail to gain sensitive information about the government's activities.

Females also were used in this capacity during the cold war, and were thus called romiettes.
The Warsaw Pact intelligence agencies routinely placed romeos into western governments to engage in subversive activities and influence.
by Piranha October 25, 2006
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Selective Service

The federal cabinet agency of the US Government that pools registrations of all US males ages 18 to 26 for possible coerced enlistment in the military in the event of a war.

While they threaten all registration evaders with 5 years in federal prison and a $250,000 dollar fine, I'm sure all the rich Republicrat politicians kids are all exempt from the requirement.

Look at Selective Service forcing all these young Americans to sign up..what a Soviet like agency.
by Piranha May 04, 2006
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Ambulance Chaser

A mental disease infecting lawyers, attorneys and others in the legal profession. Symptoms to be on the watch for include:

1) Hurrying to disaster sites to offer legal assistance, and:

2) Advertising heavily on television commercials, often using self-degrading nicknames such as "The Strong Arm".
Dang, look at "The Strong Arm" making a fool out of himself.What a Ambulance Chaser.
by Piranha August 29, 2006
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prostitute

A celebrity who sells their "integrity" to corporations and hawks their goods in commercials!
Wasn't that the "Jeopardy" host on that commercial saying how good a phonics program is?

Yes, one of the hoardes of celebrity prostitutes
by Piranha November 04, 2004
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