pop

The PROPER name for a soft drink used more often by person from the great lakes westward to the pacific northwest

I'll have a pop please........NO, YOU MEAN SODA........No, it's pop dammit!

by Piranha November 02, 2004

telegraph

A feeling of immense pleasure with a girl with indirect contact

OOh......we telegraphed on the phone yesterday..........felt sooo great!

by Piranha October 25, 2004

Christmas in July

A moronic marketing gimmick that retailers like to use.

I'm getting so sick of hearing about "Christmas in July", please STOP!

by Piranha July 27, 2005

race card

What "certain folks" like to cry when they don't get their way.

Awe.....that shopkeeper won't keep the shop often after closing time for me to shop...I'm going to cry the race card!!!

by Piranha January 27, 2005

Yellow Fever

The best infliction to have ever hit caucasians. Signs of having contracted yellow fever includes extreme attraction and affection towards Asians of the opposite sex.

Oh my, have you seen Mimi and Lily? They are both so hot!

Calm down Douglas, you have a major case of yellow fever!

by Piranha July 18, 2006

uncf

initials for the United Negro College fund, a shining example of minority hypocrisy!

It's ok for them to have a UNCF, but watch what would happen in a "caucasian college fund" ever started.....Jesse Jackson, the NAACP and all them other hypocrites would explode crying the race card!

by Piranha July 30, 2005

The Simpsons

A highly outdated sitcom on the FOX network whose shelf life has long since passed.

The Simpsons may have been funny 17 years ago, now it's just a lame and tacky show.

by Piranha September 26, 2006