Bastioned
When a hero is overpowered for one week, then gets nerfed into the ground and stays useless forever.
Bastioned by epicguy10155 September 23, 2017
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Bastion
A hero in overwatch that requires zero skill and is able to get an insane amount of kills. Often called the "point and click adventure" because his sentry form only requires you to point and click.
Bastion by Basolatite July 1, 2016
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Bastioned • Bastionudn • Bastion • Bastion main • Bartoned • Baskinned • Bassooned • bastinado • bastine • Bastion Booger
Bastion
Play of the game.
Bastion Main
A person who looks into the heart of darkness and tries to use it for chaotic good but always gets corrupted and morphs into scum. They play Overwatch and select bastion at first as a blanket but soon it turns into a crutch. This player lashes out at the world by releasing an ungodly amount of fire power down a firing range. A bastion main should always be countered with Sombra and Road Hog. Thy hack and thy hook shall save us from this misguided demon known as the bastion main. Fortunately this genus form of Bastion Main can bring down the enemy team but be warned if the bastion main is on your team, you will garner some of the hatred aimed at Bastion and lose the game through moral depression.
A smaller known but should also to be considered genus is the Bastion main recon variant, who is a tactical flanking nightmare. They use recon mode and hit the head shots with unrelenting efficiency. They turn into sentry move in well timed oppuntunities and kill everything in sight within seconds, to only move on in recon mode again, they are not stationary, they are like a soldier 76 but with a huge machine gun. Bastion Mains in short is why there was bigotry against Omnics after the war and why salt levels rise higher and higher in comp and quick play. The fire power and devastation will leave many salty.
A smaller known but should also to be considered genus is the Bastion main recon variant, who is a tactical flanking nightmare. They use recon mode and hit the head shots with unrelenting efficiency. They turn into sentry move in well timed oppuntunities and kill everything in sight within seconds, to only move on in recon mode again, they are not stationary, they are like a soldier 76 but with a huge machine gun. Bastion Mains in short is why there was bigotry against Omnics after the war and why salt levels rise higher and higher in comp and quick play. The fire power and devastation will leave many salty.
Soldier 76: That bastion has been mowing us down. I can hear it's awful laughter.
Winston: I checked the bastion's career profile, confirmed bastion main
Pharah : Justice Rain AHHHH
Road Hog : I got this * Hooks Bastion*
Sombra: Boop * hacks Bastion *
Bastion: (translated )NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO * dies in hell fire*
Winston: I checked the bastion's career profile, confirmed bastion main
Pharah : Justice Rain AHHHH
Road Hog : I got this * Hooks Bastion*
Sombra: Boop * hacks Bastion *
Bastion: (translated )NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO * dies in hell fire*
Bastion Main by Dr.BastionMain April 18, 2018
Bassooned
Consuming a large amount of alcohol, specifically beer and reaching a heroic state of inebriation whilst maintaining the appearance of functioning pleasantly in a social environment and constantly asking for cigarettes and beers.
Named from characteristics made famous by Johnny Basoon; the bassoon player and saxophonist from infamous melbourne based band Sex On Toast.
Named from characteristics made famous by Johnny Basoon; the bassoon player and saxophonist from infamous melbourne based band Sex On Toast.
Bassooned by gunstreetgirl March 10, 2011
Bastion Booger
the funniest professional wrestler in the history of WWF. I saw him win a match by falling on his oponent, then he belched and ate a banana with his mouth open.
Bastion Booger by Anonymous November 5, 2003
Bastion main
Bastion main by M3m310rd September 16, 2016
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