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To beat someone or drag them down the aisle of plane.
Sorry paying passenger but if you don't give up your seat, we'll go United on you a$$
by Psuyork April 11, 2017
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A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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When you lose your temper and drag someone from their seat, smashing their face in the process.
Bitch, don't make me go United on your ass' cause you know I will.
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by Daddy DayD April 27, 2017
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crappy airline in coach, good in domestic first
ya my mom was in first class on united and got a steak. in coach i got a water and paid for my bag.
by Ben Winnerstien August 07, 2008
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Stefan: 'I watched the best game of football last night'

Lee: 'Manchester United played last night??'
by Phineas McClintock February 06, 2010
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the lousiest airline ever because they drag customers off the plane and exist, allowing for Lucifer to rise from hell and terrorize earth
by sweetvictory September 04, 2020
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A group of little kids who play with each other and are best friends then they all just dissapear from each other’s lives.
Guy: Hey, we used to be united.
Girl: Oof
by Cool bob September 09, 2018
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