blarty 

a black people party

Did you see all those weaves at that blarty?

blarty by 1535sj September 8, 2011

Blarty 

Can we used to describe something as dirty, nasty or disgusting

E.g. People get bullied "yo stop being blarty"
Eating something off the floor "thats blarty"

Blarty by BlickWolverine August 26, 2017

blarted on the job 

When you're going down on your partner and randomly blow on his or her genitals to make a farting noise

"Lorrie why are you so pissed at Kevin?!"
"He blarted on the job last night; I couldn't even get off"

blarted on the job by Love Me Sexay! February 20, 2015

Barty Crouch 

A character in the Harry Potter universe, thought to be fictional until he surfaced on facebook, apparently seeking his master Lord Voldemort. Assumed dead after receiving the Dementor's Kiss, Crouch was revealed to be alive and well, locked within the confines of Azkaban but convinced that he had located his erstwhile master at Pembroke College, Oxford, disguised as a fourth year student (as of 2009-10). Since identifying this student as his master, Crouch has risen to prominence in Pembroke society, antagonising students and facing an uncertain future after his 'master' refused to acknowledge him; indeed, it's believed Crouch has been reported to facebook authorities several times for numerous offences, including bullying, racism and sexual harrassment of his master.

Despite being unpopular with VoldeMort, Crouch has become 'friends' with many Pembrokians; he appears disinterested, though, his only correspondence with these pupils limited to petty insults (in slurs which normally relate to what he perceives as their inferior blood status).
Still convinced, though, that he has finally located his master at Pembroke College, Crouch shows no signs of wanting to disappear from the public eye.

"Who's this Barty Crouch guy? I added him as a friend, but he just keeps insulting me for being a Muggle."

"Barty Crouch keeps warning me to stay away from him."

"Crouch has apparently been reported to the facebook authorities for constantly requesting a relationship status with his master."

Barty Crouch by concernedatbarty November 14, 2009

BlastyFace 

To be at the pinnacle of drunkenness; A drunken stupor in which at a certain point your behavior is uncontrollable.

Dude i was so BlastyFace last night, i don't even remember that fisticuffs at the Dairy Queen.

BlastyFace by StabMasterArson January 24, 2009

blapty 

intoxication beyond the ability to communicate or function with others

Joe took his fifth shot only to realize that he was too blapty to drive home.

Jane was so blapty nobody wanted to be around her.

blapty by beefmissile November 6, 2009

Bartyoa 

To put your dick in between boobs

I saw some people like 4 doing bartyoa

Bartyoa by Tumahdjdjsha November 12, 2019