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Adjective.

The act of becoming inebriated, usually to a point of belligerent outbursts and excessive rowdiness. One who gets Blarted is generally a Bro, and will Blart with other Bros. The term was invented when a CREW of sailors decided to determine what is the maximum number of drinks one can consume before death occurs. They were watching the movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop at the time and decided Blart was the perfect name for their dangerous activity.
People who say blarted confuse me.
by Theoh Albrekt August 16, 2010
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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The act/ motion of fucking up. The Ultimate mistake made
You gon Fucked up, you blarted so hard
by mfeinstein September 01, 2020
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Using this word will just give the other person the utter must disgrace
Nah bro you have been blarted brother
by Big batty eater 69 October 29, 2019
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Closely related to Sharted, or the act of sharting. When you fart and accidentally shit your pants accompanied with some rectum blood. Usually happens with gay men and/or distended colon.
That fag just blarted and left a stain on his white pants!
by uncle_limpy September 08, 2010
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A burp that smells like a fart
Blarted... A smell so rancid I can't tell if you burped or farted
by Dicko Murp April 08, 2017
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sister to the shart, this is when a woman is on her period and she farts causing it to ripple up the front of the lips.
I just blarted!
by stepheni andrade July 28, 2010
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