Blarknard

Blarknard is a word used at worthlessobservations.com, and in polite society, to replace the term "fucking insane".

All the political correctness on the news makes me really Blarknard.

by WorthlessObservations November 27, 2017

Barnard Castle

Market town near Durham, thought by some to be one of the first locations of yarndling in the north of England. Scrimming basins have been discovered from the air, dating back to Paleolithic times.

Have you seen the fascinating exhibition of yarndling stools at Barnard Castle?

by Cod Michael May 28, 2020

barktard

A dog who barks relentlessly.

Our neighbors got one ‘a them barktard dogs to drive us all insane.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2020

Barnard Castle

English slang for an eye test.

"Cameron has to go for a Barnard Castle later today as he might need glasses."

by W_M_D May 27, 2020

Barnarded

To be fucked in the anus by a nigger named Barnard. Pretty nice fellow if I do say so myself.

Guy 1: Yo my ass is so sore, I got fuckin barnarded last night!

by Lil Oof Dick May 22, 2019

Barnard Castle eye test

A lie so obviously false no one could possibly believe it.

"The NHS is perfectly safe in tory hands"
I think you should take the "barnard castle eye test" mate

by Niverslice May 26, 2020

shooting blackwards

Holding a gun with it cocked to the side. Instead of holding it vertically, the wrist is twisted 90 degrees to hold it horizontally.

We went the to the range and James couldn't hit shit because he was shooting blackwards.

by beanfield December 22, 2008