Blarfkin 

To receive a blarf job while taking a dump.
Combining the terms blumpkin and blarf job.

The bathroom smells so bad after that girl gave me a Blarfkin.

Blarfkin by Kudinger! February 13, 2010

Blarfkin 

Barfing on one’s ball bag while giving head

My girlfriend was so drunk my blow job turned into a blarfkin.

Blarfkin by Chickenshot. January 30, 2021

BLarkin 

A Blarkin is a verb where a person is blue-balled, or where a person thinks they are going to get laid but it ends up failing, and in their outrage and pure drunkenness, the person punches a hole in the wall.

Sam: "What happened here?" (as he points to a hole in the wall
Derek: "Bob got pissed last night and pulled a BLarkin when Sandra turned him down"
Sam: "Shiiiiiii"

BLarkin by SkyManSlick November 17, 2006

Blarffing 

Two people grinding, or fucking, while throwing up, due to being drunk. Blarfing typically happens during college partys, and is a whole new way to have your first, highly recommended by Jojo Siwa

"This hot chic and i where blarffing SO hard."

Blarffing by Purrrrrfect_pussy March 15, 2018

Blarfin' 

REAL HARD.

I was on the bus and this guy started BLARFIN', REALLL HARD.

Blarfin' by NotDylan:3 March 29, 2009

blarkin 

The act of giving a blowjob while seated on a toilet (bonus if simultaneously pooping). The yin to a blumpkin's yang.

Guy 1: "I walked in on her while she was taking a dump and she blew me."
Guy 2: "Brah, you just got a blarkin!"

blarkin by 220historian June 17, 2011

Micro-Blarfing 

Regurgitation (also known as "barfing") information pulled from any source (the internet, your life, etc.) and reposting it for the world to read via a micro-blog such as Twitter.

I just started micro-blarfing my life and no one is following me.

Micro-Blarfing by LatesleeperX April 26, 2009