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Blarfin' 

I was on the bus and this guy started BLARFIN', REALLL HARD.
Blarfin' by NotDylan:3 March 29, 2009
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Blargin it 

Often used to describe the unintelligent actions and responses of others.
"Dude did you see ryan last night, he was blargin it so bad"

"You just spilled all over my shirt, you are blargin it"

"Guys, I think I might be blargin it because I just threw up everywhere"
Blargin it by Cobra Conners August 22, 2011
Another word to describe an extreme level of drunk someone is or was previously. It combines the definitions from belligerent and shit-gunned to explain the intoxicated actions of an individual.
Last night that man was blarin' so hard, he tripped and fell down the stairs leaving the house.
Blarin' by DJ blarin master December 27, 2010

Barfin' Barb Barnes 

proper noun Maker of the best blaugh slaw in town.
I said hi to Barfin' Barb Barnes yesterday, and she just said, "BLAAAUGHHH".
Barfin' Barb Barnes by Knig Knog January 14, 2009
To roam around the office without purpose wasting time, like a security guard or mall cop.
Q: Where's Paul? A: He's Blartin.
Blartin by Holacabron August 16, 2015
Someone who is very pretty, she has a kind heart and attracts everyone around them.
hey! do you know this girl who is very nice, cute with a beautiful heart?
omg yes you mean barfin?
barfin by bubblegumcherry123 December 9, 2019
A Blarkin is a verb where a person is blue-balled, or where a person thinks they are going to get laid but it ends up failing, and in their outrage and pure drunkenness, the person punches a hole in the wall.
Sam: "What happened here?" (as he points to a hole in the wall
Derek: "Bob got pissed last night and pulled a BLarkin when Sandra turned him down"
Sam: "Shiiiiiii"
BLarkin by SkyManSlick November 17, 2006
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