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barking gremlin
while getting a rimjob from a from a brazilian transvestite midget hooker you fart causing it to cough uncontrollably.
After a night of drinking and eating refried bean I passed out only to wake up with a wet asshole and a barking gremlin in the corner.
barking gremlin by maximus testiclees January 23, 2010
Related Words
Blarking • barking spider • barking • blanking • blacking out • blacking • blarting • Blaking • blorking • Barking dog
Walrus Barking
A sexual act consisting of two large men, traditionally known as Bears, dressed in rubber suits, having sex on a hardwood floor. The act makes a distinctive sound like a walrus barking.
Walrus Barking by DrFiasco May 29, 2013
my dogs are barking
my dogs are barking by APB15 March 31, 2009
Arkansas Barking Spider
Arkansas Barking Spider by handymanCT December 17, 2009
Blanking
The purposeful or accidental act of not acknowledging someone when they are trying very hard to get your attention.
Blanking by gabe121212 January 31, 2008
Rocky Mountain Barking Spiders
A "something" on which to blame farts.
Rather than accept blame for farting(noisily), one exclaims that they had witnessed a creature in close proximity by invoking it's name and looking behind.
Interchangeable with local fauna.
Rather than accept blame for farting(noisily), one exclaims that they had witnessed a creature in close proximity by invoking it's name and looking behind.
Interchangeable with local fauna.
Rocky Mountain Barking Spiders by Psykram May 12, 2010
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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