Blarking

A god given gift to completely fuck someones day.

Holy shit, I just got blarked. My day is so blarked up now. Blarking has gotten outta control

by King Chad July 21, 2010

barking gremlin

while getting a rimjob from a from a brazilian transvestite midget hooker you fart causing it to cough uncontrollably.

After a night of drinking and eating refried bean I passed out only to wake up with a wet asshole and a barking gremlin in the corner.

by maximus testiclees January 23, 2010

Walrus Barking

A sexual act consisting of two large men, traditionally known as Bears, dressed in rubber suits, having sex on a hardwood floor. The act makes a distinctive sound like a walrus barking.

I was kept up last night from the walrus barking upstairs.

by DrFiasco May 29, 2013

my dogs are barking

My feet are hurting/tired.

I just worked a 12 hour shift, my dogs are barking.

by APB15 March 31, 2009

Arkansas Barking Spider

To pass gas, Fart

joe: passes gas
pete: what the hell was that?
joe: must have been an Arkansas Barking Spider

by handymanCT December 17, 2009

Blanking

The purposeful or accidental act of not acknowledging someone when they are trying very hard to get your attention.

Keith: Dan! Dan! Hey Dan! DAN!

Dan: ...

Keith: Dan! Dan!

Jones: He is so blanking you.

by gabe121212 January 31, 2008

Rocky Mountain Barking Spiders

A "something" on which to blame farts.
Rather than accept blame for farting(noisily), one exclaims that they had witnessed a creature in close proximity by invoking it's name and looking behind.

Interchangeable with local fauna.

FFRRRTTTTT...
"OH! Darn Rocky Mountain Barking Spiders sneaking up on me again."

by Psykram May 12, 2010