Blarfkit 

This is where you perform the act of throwing up in someone's asshole then they shit it back into your mouth

I love it when she wants to receive a blarfkit....

Blarfkit by Mr phucking fixit July 24, 2023

blarfkibbs 

Filler word such as 'um', 'er' or 'hmm'.
Originally devised whilst under the influence. Can be used when nothing appropriate can be thought of to say.

You: So what are your thoughts on the current economic climate is Gambia?
Me: Pause Blarfkibbs

blarfkibbs by Princess B August 26, 2006

Blarfkin 

To receive a blarf job while taking a dump.
Combining the terms blumpkin and blarf job.

The bathroom smells so bad after that girl gave me a Blarfkin.

Blarfkin by Kudinger! February 13, 2010

Blarfkin 

Barfing on one’s ball bag while giving head

My girlfriend was so drunk my blow job turned into a blarfkin.

Blarfkin by Chickenshot. January 30, 2021