The Blokedance: The
dance of mostly men, who cannot
dance, and know it.
The
dance of real men. Sensitive New-Age males, who do not wish to humiliate themselves, may also resort to this.
This involves holding a beverage, such as a Beer (Or Softdrink), preferably in a can, and leaning on a wall fixture, a piece of furniture, or a
good mate.
There are two main varieties, each with minor, less well-know sub-varieties.
#
1 Nodding your
head in time with the Beat
#2 Nodding your head out of time with the beat.
This is often done by loners, or in large, slightly tipsy groups.
SPARE HAND: This controversial option has led to the forming of many militant sects.
The Hand, which is not holding a beverage, may be gesturing wildly, in the pocket, wrapped around a complete stranger, holding onto something solid for support, among a variety of other things.
As a Spice Girls song began, all of the men who were crossing the
floor or "
dancing" rushed to the edges of the room, metaphorically curling up under the smug,
superior stares of the Blokedancers, who were prudent enough to be occupied with their drinks.
