Blachance

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1. A rotund pile of shit that rolls quickly down hill.

2. A dirty bastard that fucks large rodents and asian girls, being unable to tell the difference.

Look at how pissed that blachance is, we are so rat fucked!

Blachance by Kirk Everist September 22, 2008

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Blachance

1. A rotund pile of shit that rolls quickly downhill.
2. A dirty bastard that fucks large rodents.

Dude, that Blachance over there looks pissed, we are sooo rat fucked!

Blachance by Kirk Everist October 7, 2006

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Related Words

Blachance • blackanese • LaChance • Bitchancé • blachank • Blackaneese • blackaneesse • Blackaneeze • blackanesia • blackhanded compliment

Lucien Lachance

A man who had a shitty life and loves apples. He is a complete utter bastard and lives in the Void dancing to disco music.

Lucien Lachance "Todd Howard can Kiss My fine Imperial Ass."

Lucien Lachance by Lachizzle April 19, 2018

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blackanese

an individual of both african and asian descent

blackanese by JAG-wire September 1, 2003

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blackhanded compliment

A comment made about an African-American that is somehow related to their race and would be mundane/not worth mentioning were they white.

Sen. Joseph Biden (D-DE) made a blackhanded compliment about Sen. Barack Obama (D-IL), saying he is “the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy.”

blackhanded compliment by thegthang May 3, 2012

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blackanese

an african and asian person

Tiger Woods is blackanese.

blackanese by Jsimpson June 22, 2008

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Blackanese

Someone of mixed black and asian ancestry.

I am blackanese, and my friend is Mexicanese.

Blackanese by BlueScholar November 25, 2009

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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