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{pronounced blah-ger} It means extreamly wack. Like totally and utterly wack. The wackest person ever. This word is usally used when teenagers don't want to call their parents 'wack' to their faces to they just say 'blahger'.
Mom: Clean your room!

Teenager: Your such a BLAHGER!!!
Blahger by LetACryOut March 16, 2009
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Someone who could sell ice to the eskimos
That car salesman is right fucking blagger
blagger by Gamberro December 25, 2003
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one of the best words to use when u have nothing else to say or u want to avoid talking to someone; its just wow.. an undescribable word -er wait i think i just described it to ya.. oh blahzerz.
1.
some guy: soo i have nothing else to say right now..

some girl: oh yea? ur suppose to say blahzerz u moron, read the definition!

2.
skanky girl: so anyways he asked me out and i told him that i might have genital herp-

jeny: BLAHZERZ!
blahzerz by jeny November 15, 2007

BLAHGGER 

A person who goes into chat rooms that has no charisma, no sense of humor and a crappy attitude.
They also have a penchant for cutting and pasting mindless drivel from tinfoil hat websites.
Time to put this asshat on ignore, the guy is a blahgger.
BLAHGGER by Pinballman August 9, 2009
An erect penis; a hard-on
I went to sleep dreaming of her body and woke up with a huge blarger.
blarger by jarujammer March 27, 2008
thats bill davis over there, hes a blagger, he robbed 3 post offices.
blagger by grumpyboy September 26, 2005
A kind of bra for the male population, worn on the inside of the pants.
JF: Good grief…look at those nuts… I wonder how you manage not stepping on them Jeff?
JW: Well I use a blanger of course!
JF: A what? Blanger?
JW: Yeah a blanger…OMG country folk… It’s a kind of bra that I wear on the inside of my pants..a ball hanger FFS….You get it? BALLHANGER…..BLANGER….
blanger by Miltbrann January 2, 2009
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