BLAHGGER 

A person who goes into chat rooms that has no charisma, no sense of humor and a crappy attitude.
They also have a penchant for cutting and pasting mindless drivel from tinfoil hat websites.

Time to put this asshat on ignore, the guy is a blahgger.

BLAHGGER by Pinballman August 9, 2009

blagger 

Someone who could sell ice to the eskimos

That car salesman is right fucking blagger

blagger by Gamberro December 25, 2003

blagger 

British Prison slang for a bank robber

thats bill davis over there, hes a blagger, he robbed 3 post offices.

blagger by grumpyboy September 26, 2005

blagger shagger 

When a man promises a lady a lifetime of love, happiness and children just to get into her knickers.

man - you are lovely, I see a future with you, even marriage you are beautiful.

Lady - I just looked in the mirror and I'm a moose.....a rotten one too. That man must be a blagger shagger.

blagger shagger by bentleybird July 18, 2014

Blag a blagger 

Often used when someone who thought they were at the top of their game meets someone better at it or in the very least on par.

When player 1 finds out they are infact player 2.

You can't blag a blagger as the blagger gets blagged.

Blag a blagger by Miss melons December 25, 2017

Blaggerfurner 

(verb) the act of being bored out of your mind

Girl: ugh. this class is soooo boring
Boy: I know! Im so Blaggerfurner.

Blaggerfurner by derfface July 22, 2010

blagger 

A derogatory term used to mock and humiliate a white person. The N word for white people. It is an extremely offensive word to ridicule any white person.

"That guy is such a filthy, nasty blagger!"

blagger by Smart Snake April 11, 2015