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An erect penis; a hard-on
I went to sleep dreaming of her body and woke up with a huge blarger.
blarger by jarujammer March 27, 2008
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Someone who could sell ice to the eskimos
That car salesman is right fucking blagger
blagger by Gamberro December 25, 2003
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It's when two basketball referees fuck up. One official calls a block foul and another official calls a charge foul on the same play at the same time.
bl (block) arge (charge) = blarge
blarge by JdOz28 August 12, 2006

Blargen, fa-zibble, noggip 

The collective realization of all your past and future mistakes compressed into a single roasted pine nut*. (Probably)

Also a phrase to slow someone down.

*The meaning of this word in this sentence is a type of food that squirrels eat.
Oh, yeah? What if I said… blargen, fa-zibble, noggip?

blargenshnuggle 

a phrase used when a comeback can not be thought of
Person 1: You are such a loser.
You: Ya well, blargenshnuggle.
Person 1: Wow I got served.
blargenshnuggle by britain July 13, 2006

blargarysm 

when you cant think of a word and you make funny noises or stutter trying to think of it
i just..just...DAMNIT, i dont remember.
blargarysm by Travis Willis February 26, 2005

Blargenstine 

A more intense version of "blarg." Used as an expression of comedic frustration. Considered an intense explicative of "Blarg!"
A gamer accidentally kills or "frags" himself. He would state emphatically: "Blargenstine!" and then laugh, feeling quite embarrassed but comical.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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