Eskimos

A person that plays scary lego online games and ice fishes. Most commonly named Jack or Sean.

A: Jack and Sean are such eskimos.

B: I know! They are always ice fishing
A: Sad thing is that they are in denial

by DenialisWrong March 5, 2011

eskimos in a frozen tundra

Putting your clothes in the freezer whine drunk with a person of the opposite gender.

Person 1_ What'd you do last night? Person 2_ I played eskimos in a frozen tundra.

Person 1_ Lucky you, was she hot?

Person 2_ Oh yeah.

by Sexy Kameron March 9, 2017

raging eskimos

A form of insanity created by hearing a phrase over and over without knowing its meaning.

Person 1 - "Dude your totally raging eskimos."
Person 2 - "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!"

by sct3sct April 28, 2011

Trash Eskimos

the homeless

Look at those Trash Eskimos in their dumpster igloo.

by eku12 October 16, 2008

i hate eskimos

the most prophetic phase ever uttered by mark twain... he was a very progressive thinker. god damn i hate those fuckin eskimos

i hate eskimos almost as much as i hate lewis's sister, even though she gives wonderful chewin(see chewin).

by Dusitn for pres in 96 April 24, 2005

eskimo explosion

To wear a strapon backwards like a tail, then have sex with two girls doggy style with one fluid motion, periodically switching sides.

GUY 1: "Dude, I had an eskimo explosion with sara and jen yesterday!"

GUY 2: "Right on, man!"

by DerpSauron June 18, 2014

Eskimo Wank

The act of placing your hand in a freezer for an extended period of time and then proceeding to masturbate. Often used by Alex Birtwistle..

Alex: I really fancy having an eskimo wank tonight, but the freezer is broken.
*Alex cries*|

by Penthouse9 February 14, 2015