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A person that plays scary lego online games and ice fishes. Most commonly named Jack or Sean.
A: Jack and Sean are such eskimos.

B: I know! They are always ice fishing
A: Sad thing is that they are in denial
Eskimos by DenialisWrong March 5, 2011
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eskimos in a frozen tundra 

Putting your clothes in the freezer whine drunk with a person of the opposite gender.
Person 1_ What'd you do last night? Person 2_ I played eskimos in a frozen tundra.

Person 1_ Lucky you, was she hot?

Person 2_ Oh yeah.

raging eskimos 

A form of insanity created by hearing a phrase over and over without knowing its meaning.
Person 1 - "Dude your totally raging eskimos."
Person 2 - "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!"
raging eskimos by sct3sct April 28, 2011

Trash Eskimos

Look at those Trash Eskimos in their dumpster igloo.
Trash Eskimos by eku12 October 16, 2008

i hate eskimos 

the most prophetic phase ever uttered by mark twain... he was a very progressive thinker. god damn i hate those fuckin eskimos
i hate eskimos almost as much as i hate lewis's sister, even though she gives wonderful chewin(see chewin).

eskimo explosion 

To wear a strapon backwards like a tail, then have sex with two girls doggy style with one fluid motion, periodically switching sides.
GUY 1: "Dude, I had an eskimo explosion with sara and jen yesterday!"

GUY 2: "Right on, man!"
eskimo explosion by DerpSauron June 18, 2014

Eskimo Wank 

The act of placing your hand in a freezer for an extended period of time and then proceeding to masturbate. Often used by Alex Birtwistle..
Alex: I really fancy having an eskimo wank tonight, but the freezer is broken.
*Alex cries*|
Eskimo Wank by Penthouse9 February 14, 2015
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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